Not Crazy chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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This is living
Em 
I've got everything I
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want at my fingertips
Just have to clap and lights turn on
Em 

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Verse 2

I've got several piles of records

I don't know which one I'll

put on next

Verse 3

I've got a hundred subscriptions

to magazines I'll never read

I like mail

Verse 4
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Em 
I'm staring at the toys on my wall
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Am 
Wondering what can be  swallowed
Em 
Or take out an eyeball
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Or what the people in China
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think about these things
When they make them

Verse 5

I'm not crazy

I'm merely entertaining the thought

of going insane

Verse 6
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Em 
The ball game must be over now
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Maybe they'll show a movie
Em 
From the '80's
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And I'll imagine

Verse 7

what it would

be like to live back then

At the age I am now

Verse 8

I'm staring at the back of her head

Trying to make her turn around

Verse 9
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Em 
Feeling the meat on my cat
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Wondering what it would
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be like to cook her
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Em 
But I won't
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'Cause that would cause a  ter
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rible fuss among my friends
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And I'm not crazy