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No Jokes Left chords by 
Alex Ebert
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Verse 1
G
What keeps me going
C
when the world like this
G
I don’t know I guess
I’m holding on
C
to something like hope I guess
D
What’s a dream if
G
you’re never really woke
C
But death
D
pardon me I’m just laughing
G
C
cause there’s no jokes left
G
Hey
Verse 2
C
is it too late to not not give a fuck?
G
The planet is hot my brain is rotting
C
my penis is shriveling up
D
I’m stuck in the house
G
I’m stuffing my mouth
C
I haven’t seen humans in months
D
G
If this isn’t acid this is my last trip
C
G
Life is a terrible drug
Psychedelic shit
C
Everything I know is irrelevant
now that you mention it
G
Horny and celibate
My dick is irrelevant
FaceTime is the closest
That we will ever get
D
G
D
To tell you the truth my brain got no room
For a pink ass elephant
G
Twisted like good rope
C
G
Hung like good folk
D
It’s all relatives
G
Swinging from the branches
C
of the government
Woah
G
C
Hey, i’m so woke I forgot to dream
G
It was something about the top
of a mountain
C
Shit, tighten the noose, it slips my memory.
D
Black blood is raining like
it’s entertainment
G
C
And it’s all a nightmare to me
D
The fu ture called, it wants 20 20 back
G
C
If we can Nazi not see
G
Verse 3
G
So woke we forgot to dream
C
G
(This is an awkward scene)
Look, I like categories as much
as the next fantasy
C
G
C
But, paging Dr. King
D
G
Look, unity is soon to be written in an obit
C
And the only thing to get us
together is Covid?
D
(Trash)
Hi I’m not violent
but my words are loaded
G
C
G
Can I borrow sugar to coat ‘em?
(Mask)
Verse 4
G
C
What keeps me going when the world like this
G
I don’t know I guess I’m holding
on
to something like hope I
C
guess
D
What’s a dream if
G
you’re never really woke
C
But death
D
pardon me I’m just laughing
G
C
cause there’s no jokes left
G
Today aristocrats chanting
Verse 5
G
“good vibes only”
While the hood dies slowly
C
In the periphery (who wants
G
to see misery)
Peasants be bumming my pleasantries
Create realities with New Age
recipes:
“Get poor people out my space“
Crystals and salads and
C
G
magic midwifery
C
This is a symphony
- we are all Tiffany
G
(Face)
This is how victory look
C
this is the system when shook
Power the people
D
The winners are writing
the history books
G
C
Fuck all the versus for good
Forever we singing the hook
D
Sorry I’m late I was pressing my luck
G
C
Is it too late to not not not not give a fuck?
Uh...
G
The pendulum swings from awful
to dumb
And we have to sit there
C
and let them think they won
G
And they tend to win nothing
but sentiment
100 percent of the time
Not enough to commit them to penitence
C
So it swings by empathy,
elegance,
D
Righteousness, grace -
All made irrelevant
G
Wisdom replaced
C
With a limitless innocence...
D
G
Now citizens, feminists to gentlemen,
left to right, I propose we act
like night is eminent...
Ah!
Verse 6
C
What keeps me going when the world like this
G
I don’t know I guess I’m holding
on
to something like hope I
C
guess
D
What’s a dream
G
if you’re never really woke
C
But death
D
pardon me I’m just laughing
G
C
cause there’s no jokes left
G
What keeps me going,
Verse 7
C
what keeps me going
G
What keeps me going,
C
what keeps me here
D
What keeps,
G
C
D
G
C
G
what keeps me going
C
G
What keeps me going,
C
D
G
C
D
G
C
what
G
keeps me going.
C
G
C
D
G
C
D
G
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