No Help Wanted chords by Ray Stevens

SimplifiedG · C · D · Em

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Verse 1
G 
C 
Well,
G 
D 
G 
Em 
G 
I  got a
gal from New Orleans
She's the cutest little thing
that you ever have seen
C 
Got a cute little walk with a hippity hop
G 
She's big at the little and
bottom at the top
Do you need any help?
D 
No help wanted
G 
You can use a little help
No help wanted
C 
Call on me if you need any help
If you need any help,
D 
do you need any help?
G 
I can handle this job all by myself
D 
G 
I  love my baby,
she's a little bitty booger
Cute as a button and sweet as sugar
C 
I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring
G 
And we'll get married in the spring
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You can use a little help
No help wanted
C 
Call up me if you need any help
D 
If you need any help, if you need any help
G 
I can handle this job all by myself
Now she calls me her little piggy wiggy
And I call her my little thingamajig
C 
Every time I ask her for a kiss
G 
I can hear a voice sound
D 
something like this
G 
Do you need any help?
D 
No help want it
G 
You can use a little help
No help want it
C 
Call up me if you need any help
D 
If you need any help, if you need any help
G 
D 
No, I can handle this job all by myself
G 
D 
G 
C 
G 
D 
G 
Well,
I'm gonna take her honky -tonkin' tonight
We're gonna do everything up right
C 
When the music starts,
we'll swing and sway
G 
We're gonna dance till
the break of day
Do you need any help?
No, help won't help
You can use a little help
No, help won't help
C 
Call on me if you need any help
D 
If you need any help, if you need any help
I can handle this job all by
G 
C 
myself
G 
D 
G 
D 
You