Never Trust A Man Who Doesn't Drink chords by Steve Forbert

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Verse 1
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The best place left for peace of mind
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is in the old deer park
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The weeping willows cry to me
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but I  don't mind the things
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If I could moan them half as well
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I'd sing more blues this year
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So glad that you would come walk with me,
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so strong the promenade
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Your face though chipped but
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sweetly so clean,
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kindness back to God
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Some people we relate to
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love or aren't,
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truly best for us
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The boy's so bad,
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the girl's so rough
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I'm glad we're off the bus
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Never trust a man who doesn't drink
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Unless he simply can't
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Un  less he's been to hell and back
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Finally simply shit
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Can't make my watch
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band wear the time
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Can't force the dawn to cry
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Can't trust the night to fall in line
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With words like break up the rank
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I've seen
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Green and Mallard's duck this year
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from Calgary to Bonn
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And   magpies fly from Brainentown to Jackson Hole,
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I swore
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We've two more moving violin bands
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And that's enough I think
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To make more plans and
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move more miles
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An d watch volcanoes sing
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The beer signs here are everywhere
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The culture likes them loud
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Forget that ilk, we're safe as nilk
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Beyond the maddening crowd
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Never trust a man who
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doesn't drink
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Unless he's simply kicked
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Unless he's been to hell and back
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and finally said he'd share it
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