Never Trust A Juncker chords by The Pocket Gods

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Hey, Mr. Johnson,

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Colonel's over here
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To say we're doing splendidly
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But it's very cold out
here in the snow
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Washing to an invisible enemy
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Am I saying stuff?
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I've had enough,
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can you stop the COVID cavalry?
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I've had enough,
can you stop the COVID cavalry?
I've had to fight almost every night,
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down throughout all these tears
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That's when I say, oh yes, yet again,
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can you stop the COVID, go away
Larry Bradley wasted home
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in the nuclear lockdown zone
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I wish I  could be dancing now
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in the arms of the girl I love
But it's not allowed, not allowed
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It's all dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
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dumb, dumb, dumb, lockdown's dumb
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It's all dumb, it's all dumb, dumb,
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dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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Wish I wasn't locked
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down for Christmas
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Leave that Saturday quarantine
I just wish I wasn't home for Christmas
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And that's another bomb
on another town
While the czar and Jim have tea
If I get home I'll live to tell the tale
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I'll run for all the presidencies
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If I get elected
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I will stop the lockdown
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I will stop the Covid Cavalry
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If I  get elected, yes, I'm gonna stop
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Stop the Covid Cavalry
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If  I  get elected, I  will stop
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I  will stop the Cavalry
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Dumb, dumb, dumb, lockdown's dumb
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Dumb, dumb, dumb,
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lockdown's dumb
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Lockdown's dumb, lockdown's
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Wish I wasn't locked
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down for Christmas
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Wish I could be dancing now,
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in the arms of the girl I love
But it's forbidden,
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Mary Bradley waits at home
She's been waiting three months long
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Wish I wasn't locked down
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for Christmas
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Wish I was in lockdown
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for Christmas