Never Smile At A Crocodile chords by The C.R.S. Players

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Verse 1
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Gather round me hearties,
now remember, we be pirates,
and we always speaks in
the present tense.
Now, make sure you watch
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out for crocodiles,
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the leecher and the will.
Never smile at a crocodile,
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no you can't get friendly
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with a crocodile.
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Don't be taken in by his welcome grin,
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he's imagining how well
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you'd fit within his skin.
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Never smile at a crocodile
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Never tip your hat and
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stop to talk a while
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Never run,  walk away,
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say goodnight, knock a day
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Clear the aisle but never smile
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at Mr Crocodile
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You may very well be well prepped
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Lots of hair to cut in your head
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But there's always some special case
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time or place to forget it again
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For instance,
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never smile at a crocodile
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Never tip your hat and
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stop to talk a while
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Don't be rude, never mock,
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throw a kiss and not erupt
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Be the old but never smile
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at Mr Crocodile
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Never smile at a crocodile
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No, you can't get friendly
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with a crocodile
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Don't be taken in  by
his welcome grin
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He's imagining
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how well you'd fit within his skin
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Never smile at a Crocodile
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Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while
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Never run, walk away,
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say goodnight, not good day
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Clear the aisle but never smile
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at Mr Crocodile
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You may very well be well prepped
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Lots of hair to cut in your head
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But there's always some special case
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time or place to forget etiquette
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For instance,
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never smile at a crocodile
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Never tip your hat to
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stop to talk a while
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Don't be rude, never mock
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Throw a kiss and not a rock
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Clear the aisle but never smile
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at Mr Crocodile
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Never ever smile at Mr Crocodile