Never Met A Dog chords by Vinegar Joe

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E major)  (D major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor) 
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 (D major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor)  (D major)  (E major)  (E minor)  (D major) 
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 (E major) And the dustman  (E minor) made me freak out
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Like a hippie with a jewel in his  (E major) brain
Baby, things were looking bleak
I could hardly dare to speak
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As I clung on  (E minor) underneath
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 (E major) the speeding  (E minor) train  (E major) 
So I mumbled sour speech
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As  (E minor) I changed my name to Leech
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And my parasites  (E major)  (E minor) kept
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driving me insane  (E major) 
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As  (E minor) the wolves scratched down my door
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And  (D major) trapped one by the jaw
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So I  (C major) asked him quite politely
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 (D major) for his name,  (E major) yeah
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Where  (B major) are all my friends?
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Now I'm rolling  (A major) up my  (E major) doggies
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Nev (A major) er met a dog that took to me,
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yeah  (E major)  (D major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (D major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (D major) 
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 (E minor)  (E major) 
He says, son, if you'd release me
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I could rap a bit more  (D major) freely  (E minor) 
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Like  (D major) an  (E minor) imbecile,  (C major) I'd  (D major) let him in again
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 (E major) He says, boy, the situation
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Is a touch of constip (D major) ation
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Em 
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And  (E major) you're  (E minor) first causing a tumor on my  (E major) brain
I said, man, I ain't a doctor,
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but  (E minor) I'm   (D major) sure if you'd adopt a  (E minor) new   (D major) religion,
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 (C major) it would fix  (D major) up your complaint,
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 (E major) yeah, yeah, yeah
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Where  (B major) are all my friends?
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Now I'm  (A major) rolling up my  (E major) doggins
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Nev (A major) er met a dog that talked to me
Yeah, yeah.
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Ooh  (E major) yeah.
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Ooh yeah.  (D major) 
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Ooh,  (C major) ooh.
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Ooh  (D major) yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Interlude 1

So he

Verse 2
shoots me in the neck
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Tells me he'll  (D major) be back again
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Yeah,  (E minor) loss of earnings is a felony,  (D major) I  (E major) claim
So, just as soon as I heal up
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And I finish with  (D major) this bitter  (E major) cup
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And I man (E minor) age to get to my feet again  (E major) 
I'll tell you what I'll do
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I'll get on with my profession  (E minor) 
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 (E major) Teach  (D major) war dogs a lesson
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Cut those  (C major) angry humans
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off  (D major) their angry brain (E major) s, yeah  (E minor)  (E major) 
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 (E minor) Where  (E major)  (B major) are all my friends?
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Now I'm rolling  (A major) up my  (E major) doggins
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F#m 
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Never  (A major) met a dog that took  (F sharp minor) to    me  (A major) 
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Where  (B major) are all my friends?
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Now I'm  (A major) rolling up my dog (E major) gins
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Never  (A major) met a dog that talked
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to me  (E major)  (D major)  (C major)  (D major) 
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Never met a dog that talked
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Never met a  (D major) dog that talked
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Never, nev (C major) er ever,
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ever  (D major) met a dog till I  (E major) did this
Never met a dog
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Never  (D major) met a dog
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Nev (C major) er met a dog
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Never  (D major) met a  (E major) dog
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I've never met a dog, never  (A major) met a  (D major) dog
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I've never  (C major) met a dog,
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 (D major) never met a dog
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Come on,  (E major) lady  (D major)  (C major)  (D major) 
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 (E major)  (E major)  (D major) 
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