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Never Met A Dog easy guitar chords by Vinegar Joe
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
E
D
C
A
Em
B
F#m
E
D
C
A
Em
B
F#m
Intro 1
E
D
C
D
E
A
E
D
A
D
A
Em
C
E
D
A
D
E
D
So
Verse 1
E
Em
D
E
D
Em
D
Em
D
Em
E
Em
E
Em
D
E
Em
D
E
Em
And the dustman made me freak out
E
Like a hippie with a jewel in his brain
Baby, things were looking bleak
I could hardly dare to speak
Em
As I clung on underneath
E
Em
E
the speeding train
So I mumbled sour speech
Em
As I changed my name to Leech
E
Em
And my parasites kept
E
driving me insane
Em
As the wolves scratched down my door
D
And trapped one by the jaw
C
So I asked him quite politely
D
E
for his name, yeah
B
Where are all my friends?
A
E
Now I'm rolling up my doggies
A
Never met a dog that took to me,
E
D
Em
E
D
Em
C
Em
D
yeah
Em
E
He says, son, if you'd release me
D
Em
I could rap a bit more freely
D
Em
C
D
Like an imbecile, I'd let him in again
E
He says, boy, the situation
D
Is a touch of constipation
E
Em
E
And you're first causing a tumor on my brain
I said, man, I ain't a doctor,
Em
D
Em
D
but I'm sure if you'd adopt a new religion,
C
D
it would fix up your complaint,
E
yeah, yeah, yeah
B
Where are all my friends?
A
E
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
A
Never met a dog that talked to me
Yeah, yeah.
E
Ooh yeah.
D
Ooh yeah.
C
Ooh, ooh.
D
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interlude 1
E
D
C
D
Em
E
D
E
Em
E
D
Em
D
C
D
E
D
C
D
Em
E
So he
Verse 2
shoots me in the neck
D
Tells me he'll be back again
Em
D
E
Yeah, loss of earnings is a felony, I claim
So, just as soon as I heal up
D
E
And I finish with this bitter cup
Em
E
And I man age to get to my feet again
I'll tell you what I'll do
Em
I'll get on with my profession
E
D
Teach war dogs a lesson
C
Cut those angry humans
D
E
Em
E
off their angry brains, yeah
Em
E
B
Where are all my friends?
A
E
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
A
F#m
A
Never met a dog that took to me
B
Where are all my friends?
A
E
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
A
Never met a dog that talked
E
D
C
D
to me
E
Never met a dog that talked
D
Never met a dog that talked
C
Never, never ever,
D
E
ever met a dog till I did this
Never met a dog
D
Never met a dog
C
Never met a dog
D
E
Never met a dog
A
D
I've never met a dog, never met a dog
C
I've never met a dog,
D
never met a dog
E
D
C
D
Come on, lady
E
E
D
You
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