Never Met A Dog

Never Met A Dog easy guitar chords by Vinegar Joe

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  • E

  • D

  • C

  • A

  • Em

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  • Intro 1


    So 
    Verse 1


    And 
    the 
    dustman 
    made 
    me 
    freak 
    out 

    Like 
    hippie 
    with 
    jewel 
    in 
    his 
    brain 

    Baby, 
    things 
    were 
    looking 
    bleak 

    could 
    hardly 
    dare 
    to 
    speak 

    As 
    clung 
    on 
    underneath 

    the 
    speeding 
    train 

    So 
    mumbled 
    sour 
    speech 

    As 
    changed 
    my 
    name 
    to 
    Leech 

    And 
    my 
    parasites 
    kept 

    driving 
    me 
    insane 

    As 
    the 
    wolves 
    scratched 
    down 
    my 
    door 

    And 
    trapped 
    one 
    by 
    the 
    jaw 

    So 
    asked 
    him 
    quite 
    politely 

    for 
    his 
    name, 
    yeah 

    Where 
    are 
    all 
    my 
    friends? 

    Now 
    I'm 
    rolling 
    up 
    my 
    doggies 

    Nev
    er met 
    dog 
    that 
    took 
    to 
    me, 

    yeah 


    He 
    says, 
    son, 
    if 
    you'd 
    release 
    me 

    could 
    rap 
    bit 
    more 
    freely 

    Like 
    an 
    imbecile, 
    I'd 
    let 
    him 
    in 
    again 

    He 
    says, 
    boy, 
    the 
    situation 

    Is 
    touch 
    of 
    constip
    ation 

    And 
    you're 
    first 
    causing 
    tumor 
    on 
    my 
    brain 

    said, 
    man, 
    ain't 
    doctor, 

    but 
    I'm 
    sure 
    if 
    you'd 
    adopt 
    new 
    religion, 

    it 
    would 
    fix 
    up 
    your 
    complaint, 

    yeah, 
    yeah, 
    yeah 

    Where 
    are 
    all 
    my 
    friends? 

    Now 
    I'm 
    rolling 
    up 
    my 
    doggins 

    Nev
    er 
    met 
    dog 
    that 
    talked 
    to 
    me 

    Yeah, 
    yeah. 

    Ooh 
    yeah. 

    Ooh 
    yeah. 

    Ooh, 
    ooh. 

    Ooh 
    yeah, 
    yeah, 
    yeah. 

    Interlude 1




    So 
    he 
    Verse 2
    shoots 
    me 
    in 
    the 
    neck 

    Tells 
    me 
    he'll 
    be back 
    again 

    Yeah, 
    loss 
    of 
    earnings 
    is 
    felony, 
    claim 

    So, 
    just 
    as 
    soon 
    as 
    heal 
    up 

    And 
    finish 
    with 
    this 
    bitter 
    cup 

    And 
    man
    age 
    to 
    get 
    to 
    my 
    feet 
    again 

    I'll 
    tell you 
    what 
    I'll 
    do 

    I'll 
    get 
    on 
    with 
    my 
    profession 

    Teach 
    war 
    dogs 
    lesson 

    Cut 
    those 
    angry 
    humans 

    off 
    their 
    angry 
    brain
    s, 
    yeah 

    Where 
    are 
    all 
    my 
    friends? 

    Now 
    I'm 
    rolling 
    up 
    my 
    doggins 

    Nev
    er 
    met 
    dog 
    that 
    took 
    to 
    me 

    Where 
    are 
    all 
    my 
    friends? 

    Now 
    I'm 
    rolling 
    up 
    my 
    dog
    gins 

    Nev
    er 
    met 
    dog 
    that 
    talked 

    to 
    me 


    Never 
    met 
    dog 
    that 
    talked 

    Never 
    met 
    dog 
    that 
    talked 

    Never, 
    nev
    er 
    ever, 

    ever 
    met 
    dog 
    till 
    did 
    this 

    Never 
    met 
    dog 

    Never 
    met 
    dog 

    Nev
    er 
    met 
    dog 

    Never 
    met 
    dog 

    I've 
    never 
    met 
    dog, 
    never 
    met 
    dog 

    I've 
    never 
    met 
    a dog, 

    never 
    met 
    dog 

    Come 
    on, 
    lady 


    You 


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