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Verse 1
(E minor) We're sitting here today
with film star Natalie Portman.
Hello. So, Natalie,
what's the day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really want to know?
Please, tell us.
I don't sleep, (D major) motherfucker,
off that (E minor) yak and that Durbin
Doing 120, (D major) getting head (E minor)
while I'm swerving
Damn, (D major) Natalie, you're (E minor) a crazy chick
Yo, shut the (D major) fuck up an (E minor) d suck my dick
I bust a dude's mouth
like Karsh's motherfucker
Roll up on infancy
and smack the shit on Jeff Zucker
What you want, (D major) Natalie?
To drink (E minor) and fight?
What's your (D major) name, Natalie?
To fuck all night?
Don't (E minor) test me (D major) when I'm crazy
on that (E minor) airplane glue
Put my foot down (D major) your throat
till (E minor) you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming,
(D major) (E minor) pay for all my dry cleaning
Fuck your (D major) man,
it's my name (E minor) that he's screaming
I'm sorry Natalie,
are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
But what about the kids that look up to you?
Do you have a message for them?
All the kids look (D major) ing up to me
can suck (E minor) my dick
It's Portman, (D major) motherfucker,
(E minor) drink till I'm sick
Cut your throat, (D major)
and pour ni (E minor) trous down the hole
Watch you (D major) laugh and cry,
while I laugh you die
And all the (E minor) dudes,
(D major) you (E minor) know I'm talking to you
We love you, (D major) Natalie
I wanna fuck (E minor) you too
Pity, it's for (D major) Portman
(E minor) Pity, it's for pussy
I'll (D major) kill your fucking dog for fun,
so don't push me
(E minor) Wow, Natalie, I'm surprised
All this from a Harvard graduate?
Well, there's a lot you may
not know about me.
Really? Such as?
(D major) When I was at (E minor) Harvard,
(D major) I (E minor) smoked weed every day
I cheated every test,
(D major) I snorted (E minor) all the yay
I got a deaf posse,
you got a bunch of dudes
I'd sit right (D major) down on your
face and take a shit!
(E minor) Nat (D major) alie, (E minor) you are a badass (D major) bitch (E minor)
And I always (D major) pay for
your (E minor) dry cleaning
When my (D major) shit gets in your shoe
And as (E minor) (D major) for the drug (E minor) use,
well, I can (D major) 't vouch for that. (E minor)
My dick (D major) is scared (E minor) of you. (D major)
Oh. (E minor) Okey doke.
Natalie, one final question.
If you could steal a smooch
from any guy in Hollywood, who would it
No more questions. (E minor)
(D major) (E minor) (D major) (E minor) What?!
Natalie’s Rap
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