Narcissus chords by Alanis Morissette

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Intro 1

Dear momma's boy

Verse 1
D 
 (D major) 
A 
I know you've had your but (A major) t licked
D 
by  (D major) your mother
I know you've enjoyed all
A 
 (A major) that attention from her
D 
 (D major) And every woman graced
A 
with your presence  (A major) after
D 
A 
 (D major) Dear narcissus  (A major) boy
D 
 (D major) I know you've never really
A 
 (A major) apologized for anything
D 
 (D major) I know you've never really
A 
taken  (A major) responsibility
D 
 (D major) I know you've never
really listened to a woman
A 
Dear me-show boy  (A major) boy

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Verse 2

I know you're not really

into conflict resolution

Or seeing both sides of every equation

Or having an uninter

rupted conversation

Verse 3

And any talk of healthiness

And any talk of connectedness

And any talk of resolving this

Verse 4

Leaves you running for the door

Why, why do I try to love you?

Try to love you when you

really don't want me to

Verse 5
D 
 (D major) Dear egotist boy
You've never really had to suffer
any consequence
You've never stayed with
A 
anyone  (A major) longer than ten minutes
D 
A 
 (D major) You'd never understand  (A major) any
one showing resistance
D 
A 
 (D major) Dear popular boy  (A major) 
D 
 (D major) I  know you're used to getting
everything so easily
A 
A stranger to the con (A major) cept of reciprocity
D 
A 
 (D major) People honor boys  (A major) like you in this society

Verse 6
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A 
 (G major) And any talk of  (A major) selflessness
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And any talk  (G major) of work (A major) ing at this
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And any talk  (G major) of being  (A major) of service
D 
Leaves you running for the  (D major) door
A 
Why, why  (A major) do I try to help you?

Verse 7
D 
 (D major) 
Try to help you when you
A 
 (A major) really don't want me to
D 
A 
 (D major) Why, why  (A major) do I try to help you?
D 
 (D major) Try to help you when you
A 
 (A major) really don't want me to

Verse 8
D 
A 
You  (D major) go back  (A major) to the women who
D 
A 
 (D major) will dance the dance  (A major) 
D 
A 
You go  (D major) back  (A major) to your friends
D 
who  (D major) will lick your ass
A 
D 
A 
 (A major) You go  (D major) back  (A major) to ignoring
D 
A 
all the  (D major) rest of us  (A major) 
D 
A 
D 
You go  (D major) back  (A major) to the center of  (D major) your universe
A 
 (A major) 

Verse 9
D 
A 
 (D major) Dear self centered  (A major) boy
D 
A 
 (D major) I don't know why I still  (A major) feel affected by you
D 
A 
 (D major) I've never lasted very  (A major) long
with someone like you
D 
 (D major) I never did,
A 
although I  (A major) have to admit I wanted to
D 
A 
 (D major) Dear magnetic  (A major) boy
D 
A 
 (D major) You've never been with any (A major) one who
doesn't take your shit
D 
 (D major) You've never been with any
A 
 (A major) one who's dared to call you on it
D 
 (D major) I  wonder how you'd be if
A 
G 
 (A major) someone were to call you on  (G major) it

Verse 10

And any talk of willingness

And any talk of both feet in

And any talk of commitment

Verse 11
Leaves you running for the door
D 
A 
D 
 (D major) Why, why  (A major) do I try to change  (D major) you?
Try to change you when you
A 
 (A major) really don't want me to
D 
A 
D 
 (D major) Why, why  (A major) do I try to change  (D major) you?
Try to change you when
A 
 (A major) you really don't want me to

Verse 12
D 
A 
You  (D major) go back  (A major) to the women
D 
who will  (D major) dance the dance
A 
D 
A 
 (A major) And you go  (D major) back  (A major) to your
D 
friends who will  (D major) lick your ass
A 
D 
A 
D 
 (A major) And  (D major) you go back  (A major) to being so  (D major) oblivious
A 
D 
A 
 (A major) And you go  (D major) back  (A major) to the center
D 
A 
of the  (D major) universe  (A major) 