my vagina

my vagina easy guitar chords by Nofx

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    • Intro 1



    My 
    va
    gina 
    Verse 1
    has 
    two sets 
    of 
    lips, 

    but 
    I 
    don't 
    get 

    Monthly 
    blood 
    drips, 

    my 
    va
    gina 
    hardly 
    even 
    used 


    My 
    vagina's got 
    lots 
    of 
    extra 

    skin 
    they 
    took 
    my 

    Outtie and 
    made 
    it 
    an 
    in 
    turning 
    Donnie 
    into 

    Mar
    ie 
    Os
    mond 

    Operation 
    successful, 

    but 
    now 
    I 
    gotta 
    pee 
    through 
    a 

    Mini
    ature 
    hole 
    gotta 
    remember 

    to 
    put 
    the seat 

    Down 
    and 
    when 
    I 
    wipe 
    my 
    ass 
    I go 
    from 

    Front 
    to 
    back 
    cause 
    I 
    don't 
    want 
    a 
    bladder 
    infection 




    I 
    never 
    thought 
    I'd 
    miss 
    my 
    vas 
    deferens 

    I 
    trade 
    it 
    in 
    for 
    a 
    pair 
    of 
    huge 
    cans 

    Now 
    I 
    get 
    to 
    hang 
    with 
    lesbi

    ans 

    Operation 
    paid 
    up 
    front 

    now 
    I 
    show 
    all 

    My friends 
    my 
    new 
    designer 
    cunt 

    They 
    think 
    I'm 
    kinda 
    weird, 
    but 
    that's 

    OK 
    with 
    me 
    cause 
    now 
    I 
    kick 
    their 
    ass 

    Playing 
    from 
    the 
    ladie's 
    tee 
    there's 

    Nothing 
    finer 
    than 
    having 
    a 

    Outro 1
    vagina 


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