My Retirement chords by Jason Morphew

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Well,
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how I spend my retirement
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Going places where I  already went
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I don't have enough
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money for the rent
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Yeah, this is how I spend
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my retirement
Have you ever been too
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lazy to drink beer?
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Have you ever felt your body disappear?
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Over a horizon called career,
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Have you ever been too
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lazy to drink beer?
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Don't tell me that I never did anything
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My dreams were busier
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than the president
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The label called me,
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they said they liked the way I sing
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So this is just the direction that I went
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Now this is how I spend my retirement
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Now this is how I spend
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my retirement
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Collecting wrinkles from my
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face for my car
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Avoiding parties where I'm
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worried I'll wince
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Yeah, this is how I spend my retirement
I sit next to old men
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drinking coffee, reading news
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I wonder if I'm senile or just confused
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I'm considering a comeback,
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selling shoes
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Yeah, I sit next to old men
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drinking coffee, reading news
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School, they told me that I could be anything
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If I just put my mind to it, yeah
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So I opened up my mouth,
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I  began to sing
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And once or twice,
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somebody gave a shit
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Now this is how I spend my retirement
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Now this is how I spend my retirement
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Doing crosswords in the morning,
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I'm content
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Takin' hints when a hint's not meant
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Yeah, this is how I spend my retirement
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Won't somebody give
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me a  golden watch
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So I can see the lead now is paying
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Let someone younger come
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and waste a dozen years
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Pairing between arrogance
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and kissing ass
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There's little chance that my retire
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ment will last.