My Meds chords by Loudon Wainwright III
Verse 1
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My
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Meds
Lipitor tore up my tendon,
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that was no damn good
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So now I'm taking Crestor, 'cause
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the doctor said I should
I cut back on the Avodart, it
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s every other night
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Lorazepam is for the occasions
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when I'm wound too tight.
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Sure Lexapro has cheered me
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up so much that I don't cry
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Or get it up so I might give some
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Wellbutrin a try.
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Girl. I swore off Cialis, I'm no
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longer in the mood
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Four hours at attention,
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man that could kill a dude.
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They say Ambien's OK,
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long as you don't drive in your sleep
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If you operate machinery pray the
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Lord your soul to keep.
Be aware that Vesicare can
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cut down on the trips
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You make to tinkle in the night, plus
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subsequential drips.
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Ear drops, eye drops,
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nose drops 'cause dried up's the shape I'm in
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It's like I need an oil can I'm like that
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man of tin
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Ice packs and heat packs for my
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aching knees and back
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And that little baby aspirin to ward
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off my heart attack
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
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I went down to Chinatown,
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the herbalist was there
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I got some tea that tasted like a
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trucker's underwear
Those acupuncture needles,
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naw, they don't hurt a bit
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In point of fact those acupuncture needles
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don't do shit
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I could buy a Thai massage
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to get a few good hug s
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Instead I head to the drugstore
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to cop my load ofdrugs
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When I was a little kid I
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never popped no pills
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Just a bandaid and mercurochrome could
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cure most of my ills
Klonopin's a controlled substance
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so I bum 'em from my wife
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If the side effects don't kill me
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all my meds might save my life
I quit drinkin' smokin'
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red meat dairy and caffeine
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I'm not quite high on life just
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slightly dead know what I mean
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I even asked the doctor "Doc how
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long can this go on?"
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He said "Son you're out to pasture,
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your next stop is Forest Lawn"
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You'll need something stronger
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than your Advil and
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aleve If you want to eat and sleep and piss
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and crap and shtup and breathe
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If you want to eat and sleep and
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piss and crap and shtup and breathe!
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