Key: G major
Verse 1
G
C
I bear lots of animosity to bell hops,
F
A
Dm
They never bring my luggage up on time.
G
C
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
A
D
If they vanished,
G
D
would it really be a crime?
G
C
Am
I don't like meter maids or
Verse 2
G
B
C
underwater welders,
F
A
Dm
A
Health fanatic cooks, or camera crews!
Dm
D
G
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
C
A
or sports fans in the bleachers,
A
G
I'm feeling about you!
A
There are
Verse 3
lots of horrid
E
Am
people on this planet,
G
D
G
That I would love to give a lashing to,
D
G
C
But my goody two- shoes brother,
F
F#dim
The fa vorite of my mother,
Dm
G
Is the one I want to smother
F
C
G
In a ton of pigeon goo!
Am
G
C
Yes, my goody- two shoes
Verse 4
Bb
C
brother,
F
Am
The fa vorite of my mother,
F
F#dim
He's the one I want to smother,
D
C
A
Thank you sir, I'll have another!
Dm
G
He's the one I want to smother, In a
Verse 5
F
Dm
G
C
ton of pi
F
F#dim
G
C
geon goo!
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