Mr. Shirt & Tie chords by Nick Heyward

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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comes
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home from Waterloo,
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he puts his feet up, has a cup of tea
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Falls asleep, Mr. Only
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Missionary keeps his socks
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on when he has his way
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Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Shirt and Tie
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Loves to spend the night
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Mr. Smithers Jones
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Lazy Rolling Stones
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Kiss the Queen goodnight
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Every Monday morning he wakes
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up with not enough time
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Out of the house by a quarter to nine
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He runs as he races
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the early small faces
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If wind pictures the light of the sky
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Mr. Shutter Time
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Mr. Shutter Time
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He comes in from playing football
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Chucks his muddy boot
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s  down on the floor
Slams the door
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As he falls asleep,
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he dreams he plays for Leafs, in 73
Mr. Sheraton,
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your only girlfriend died
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Mr. Lee Crabhead,
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he left beyond repair
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Alone again tonight
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Practicing your Boris the
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Spider again and again
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Women exist,
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but they're never as friends
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If only back then in the future you had
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I bet you can bet on your life
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Mr. Justice, just a lie
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Mr. Justice, just a lie
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Mr. Showtime, Mr. Showtime,
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Mr. Showtime,
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Mr. Showtime, bet your life
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you