Mr Misdirected Woo chords by Spygenius

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Oh,
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won't you tell me what to do,
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Mr. Misdirected Woo?
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How's a fella ever supposed to find
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That one and only ever her?
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When all the girls I meet prefer
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The company of their own kind
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Well, if a woman like that
likes girls like that
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I wonder if she'd like a
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Talented musical, but sexually confusical
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Big, fat, forty -something, greasy old biker
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Will we bill and coo?
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Mr. Misdirected Woo?
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Can true love be gender -bender blind?
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Will it turn out nice again?
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Oh, Mr. World, I'm telling you
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That girl just don't want my peaches
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She sure don't ship my tree
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Well, if a woman like that
likes girls like that
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I wonder if she'd like a sensitive,
intelligent,
A bitty, meek, wistful,
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bodgy like a teddy bear,
Dodgy -lined with facial hair
and never on the level when he rides
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The devil's like a lone eye, among blue
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Mr. Misdirected Woo
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For a lady's lady rules my mind
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Oh yes, a  lady's lady rules