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Verse 1
And I'll tell you something
(G major) else right now.
(G minor) I have the solution to the drug problem
in this country.
Nobody wants to hear it, but
I have it.
Not less drugs, more drugs.
(G major) Get more (G minor) drugs and give them
to the right fucking people.
(G major) Because every time you read about
some famous guy
overdosing on drugs,
it's always some really talented guy.
It's always like Len Bias
or Janis Joplin
or Jimi Hendrix or John Belushi.
You know what I mean?
The people (G minor) you want to have
overdose on drugs never would.
Like Motley Crue
would (G major) never fucking overdose, man.
You can put them in a room with two tons of crack,
they come out a half an hour later,
oh, come on, okay?
Shit, they're still alive,
fuck.
They're probably gonna make a double live album now, God
damn it!
I take music pretty seriously.
See that scar on my wrist, you see
that?
You know where that's from?
I heard the Bee Gees
were getting back together again,
I couldn't take it, okay?
That was the only good thing about the 1980s,
we got rid of one of the Bee Gees,
one (G major) down, three to go,
that's what I say, folks.
Yeah, (F major) here's ten bucks,
(G major) bring me the head of (E minor) Barry Manilow,
(G major) alright?
I want to drink beer out of his empty head.
I want to have a Barry Manilow
skull keg party
at my apartment, okay?
You write the songs,
we'll drink the beer out of your head.
We live in a country
where John Lennon takes
six bullets in the chest,
Yoko Ono is standing right next
to him.
Not one fucking bullet,
explain that to me.
Explain it to me God,
explain it to me God.
I want it explained
to me now, Jesus!
Now we got 25 more years.
Yeah, I'm real fucking happy
now, God.
I'm wearing a huge happy hat.
Jesus Christ! I mean,
Steve Ray Vaughan is dead
and we can't get Jon Bon
Jovi in a helicopter.
Come on, folks.
(F major) Get on that helicopter, (G major) Jon.
Shut the fuck up and get on that helicopter.
There's a hairdresser in there.
Yeah, go ahead in there.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't get it. know, I just don't get it.
I missed the fucking point someplace.
The boat left
and I wasn't on the boat.
Explain it to me.
Heavy metal bands on
trial
because kids commit
suicide.
What is that about?
Judas Priest on trial
because my kid wrote the record
and he listened to the lyrics
and he got into Satan
and la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Well, that's great.
That sets a legal precedent.
Does that mean they can sue Dan Fogelberg
for making me into a pussy
in the mid seventies?
Is that possible, huh?
Huh? Your honor,
between him and James Taylor,
I didn't get a blow job
till I was (C major) 27 years old. (G major)
I was (F major) in Colorado wearing (G major) hiking boots,
eating granola.
I want some fucking money right now.
Let me make sure I am crystal
clear
on this issue, (F major) okay?
Heavy metal (G major) fans are buying heavy metal records,
taking the records home,
listening to the records,
and then blowing
their heads off with shotguns.
Where's the problem?
That's an unemployment
solution right there, folks.
It's called natural selection.
It's the bottom of the fucking
food chain, okay?
I say we put more messages
on the records.
Kill the band, kill your parents,
then yourself, okay?
Make sure you
get your whole head
in front of the shotgun.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you for calling.
I'll tell you something else I don't get, okay?
This whole thing, these bands going backwards,
you know what I'm talking about?
This whole nostalgia for the late
60s, early 70s
that's happening right now?
The Black Crowes
wearing bell bottoms again?
I don't fucking think so, okay?
I wore them once, they sucked,
I didn't get laid,
I'm not wearing them again.
Let me tell you something,
we need a two -and -a -half -hour
movie
about the Doors, folks.
No, we don't.
I can sum it up for you in
five seconds, okay?
I'm drunk, I'm nobody,
I'm drunk, I'm famous,
I'm drunk, I'm fucking dead.
There's the whole movie, okay?
Big, fat, dead guy in a bathtub,
there's your title for you.
And I also don't
go for this other thing now
with MTV being so big
where you get a band
that gets a hit video
and all of a sudden they think that they're
like icons
and they can tell us how to feel about
environmental issues
and how to vote and stuff,
you know what I'm talking about?
Like R .E .M. Shiny,
happy people.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Pull that bus over to the side
of the pretentiousness turnpike, all right?
I want everybody off the bus.
I want the shiny people over here
and the happy people
over here, okay?
I represent angry, gun -toting,
meat -eating fucking people, all right?
Sit down and shut the fuck up, Michael.
Don (C major) Henley's going to tell
(G major) me how to vote.
I don't fucking think so, okay?
I got two words for (C major) Don Henley.
Joe fucking Walsh, (G major) okay?
Thanks for calling, (F major) Don.
(G major) How long's your ponytail now, okay?
All these rock stars
should have been killed, man.
Every single goddamn one of them.
Right after John Lennon died,
we should
have gotten the Partridge family bus
and driven around and killed them all one by one,
you know?
Elvis Presley
should have been shot in the head
back in 1957.
Somebody should have walked up behind Elvis in 57 with a .44 Magnum,
put the barrel of the gun right up to
his brain stem
and just pull the trigger.
(B flat major) So you could remember
(G major) Elvis in a nice way.
Wouldn't it be nice to remember Elvis
thin with a big head of hair?
Maybe that Goldman suit would
be nice.
Because how do you re (D major) member Elvis?
(G major) You know how (F major) you remember Elvis.
(G major) He was found in the toilet
with his pants around his ankles
and his big, fat, hairy, sweaty
King of rock -and -roll ass
exposed to the world
and his final piece of kingly evidence
floating in the toilet behind him, ah
Creepy one of his aides had to walk in
and go,
dang, you know what you did?
I better flush the toilet
Oh, man, I should have saved
that I could have made some money off
of that.
Dang, man. I ding -dang -do
That's why I'm glad Jesus
died when he did
oh, yeah, cuz if he lived to be
40
he would ended up like
Elvis come on
Oh, yeah, he had that big entourage
12 guys willing to do
whatever he wanted to do
If he was famous already at that point,
if he lived to be 40, he'd
be walking around Jerusalem
with a big fat beer gun
and black sideburns going,
damn, I'm a son of God,
give me a cheeseburger
and french fries right now.
Where's Mary Magdalene,
I want a blow job now, come on now.
Fuck you, I'll turn you into a leper,
give me a cheeseburger now,
God damn it.
Love me tender, love me true,
empty my colostomy bag.
Oh, I think I shit my pants
in the last two.
Change my diaper now.
I'm going to hell for that bit
and you're all coming with me
and don't try to get out of it
we didn't laugh at that bit
Jesus please shut up
get on the bus
with Larry and Scorsese
you're going right to fucking hell
and you know what (F major) hell is folks
it's Andy Gibb singing shadow
dancing for eons and eons
and you have to wear orange
plaid bell bottoms
and sit next to the Bay City Rollers.
How you guys doing?
This is gonna suck.
I was reading an interview
with Keith Richards
recently in a magazine,
and in the interview, Keith
Richards
intimated that kids should not do drugs.
Keith Richards.
He says that kids should
not do drugs.
Keith, we can't do any more drugs
because you already fucking did
them all, all right?
There's none left.
We have to wait until you die
and smoke your ashes.
Jesus Christ.
Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle.
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