Midget chords by Flip Wilson

SimplifiedF · G · Am · Gm · C

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Verse 1
F 
G 
So after the  (F major) fight, big  (G major) fight,
F 
I panicked. I  (F major) panicked.
Am 
You know, don't let  (A minor) this get out,
but I found out that I'm prejudiced.
G 
 (G major) I like it too.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Everybody need
a little recreation.
Everybody dislikes something or somebody.
I don't like midgets. I'm prejudiced
against midgets. I don't care what na
Gm 
G 
 (G minor) tionality they are. I  (G major) don't like them.
If I see a midget,
I'm gonna smack him right in the mouth.
Pow!
Am 
I've always wanted to  (A minor) fight a midget.
G 
 (G major) 
You gotta know how to fight to fight a
midget.
F 
It's not as easy  (F major) as it sounds.
G 
 (G major) A buddy of mine had a fight with a
midget and he lost.
Damn midget bit him.
C 
G 
 (C major) You know midgets  (G major) aren't any
higher than you.
I don't trust them.
Every time I pass a midget,
F 
And I say, watch out!  (F major) 