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Intro 1
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 (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (C major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (C major)  (E major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (C major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor)  (C major) 

Verse 1
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Ayy, it's  (E major) 
Dick Barry, I know I'm a demon
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When  (C major) it come to  (E major) makin' up lines,
bout to seamin'
I study that dick,
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I be plottin' and  (C major) schemin'
E 
The thickness and  (E major) distance
when that nigga creamin'
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I  (C major) said it's Dick Little,
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he mad  (A minor) for no reason
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I stay sendin'  (E major) news
and they hate how I'm teatin'
The booty pic,
I strike a pose and I'm choosin'
Then he come over and fuck on my butt till
Em 
My dick  (E minor) little seizures,
cause it's hot and ready
E 
So  (E major) I told him, Vomino,
Em 
since  (E minor) we  are talking about pizza
My dick knock him over like dominoes
Dick borrowed,
thought I'd be fucking all conos
They niggas not bitches,
don't get that shit twisted
Trans dude named Sierra,
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his butt getting  (E major) minced
I spread that ass open and I get the fisted
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I told him I'm com (E minor) ing,
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but he  (E major) didn't listen
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Now he got  (C major) white shit all over his beard
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And he sit (E minor) ting here naked,
this shit kinda weird
And there's nut in his ears
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C 
Em 
 (E major) and he said  (C major) he can't  (E minor) hear it said,
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 (E major) Bar, you ain't tell me
Oseeman was deafening
Sending me eggplant
emojis and messages
Then we in person,
he grabbing my dick like we wrestling
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Nut  (E minor) in a jar, I'm collecting it
His dick as big as a elephant
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Put on my clothes  (E major) and I bounce
Em 
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 (E minor) I  (C major) left my drug (E major) s on his couch,
but I am not trippin'
I texted him, told him to keep
Em 
 (E minor) him and sniff him
Because they probably smell like chicken,
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the clock hit his  (E major) ticket
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Hop  (E minor) in  the car to go get some food
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Three new messages, booty and  (E major) nudes
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I  (E minor) did n't get food, it was tough,
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I went  (E major) back to his house
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Cause he ain't get enough,  (E minor) 
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this time it was  (E major) rough
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Em 
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Pen (C major) is and nuts,  (E minor) tit ties and  (C major) butt,
Em 
dick in his gut (E minor) s
Like he a slut,
eating his booty like pizza
Because that shit straight from the hut
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And he tex (E major) t me and say we can't fuck,
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 (C major) that shit sucks
Em 
Call  (E minor) me  a squirrel
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cause I'm  (E major) really just loving his nuts
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An (E minor) d   I can't keep my  (C major) dick out his butt
Em 
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Man  (E minor) what the  (C major) fuck,
using dick bar like a slut
Em 
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I'm  (E minor) like a  (C major) Band -Aid,
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I'm chillin' this  (E major) cut
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Em 
Embalm (C major) in' his  (E minor) booty like tut
Yeah, surrounded by niggas
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like  (C major) Jesus Apostles
Em 
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 (E minor) My  (C major) ass gettin' slaughtered
Em 
while we in the  (E minor) brothel
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Put dick out my  (C major) booty,
Em 
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that  (E minor) bitch was co (E major) lossal
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Harder than a rock, I just shit out a  (E minor) fossil
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He  (E major) told me I'm bleedin',
I said it was fine
Wrecked me like Diana and
shattered my spine
Em 
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That  (E minor) nig ga came  (C major) next,
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I was waitin' in  (E major) line
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Trainin' ass nigga was  (E minor) Op  timus Prime
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I lust for his  (E major) dick,
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but not diggin' the  (C major) titties
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Oh,  (E minor) said he ain't  (C major) white,
so it's gon' get real shitty, bro
I crack that smile, I got keys for the scat
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 (E major) We gon'  (C major) mix it with nutta
and we callin' that shitty
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Sno  (E minor) I'm  (E major) startin'  (E minor) drama
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Em 
I  (E major) shot Michelle  (E minor) when I fucked on Obama
Biden was watchin' when I
took his booty
Barack was in pain,
callin' out for his momma
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Em 
Biden  (C major) walked  (E minor) up  and he
asked if he's next
Denyin' this dick cause it's
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look like a  (C major) comma
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Turned to Barack  (E minor) and said,
time for round two
His booty was shakin'
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from  (C major) all of the trauma
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He  (E minor) said that he  (E major) loved me, I
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looked at him stu (C major) pid
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I'm here for the booty,  (E minor) 
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I ain't fuck (E major) in' with Cu (E minor) pid
I started to gag cause his booty polluted
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 (E major) He said he a top and I told him to prove it
He bit on his lip, I can feel all the passion
He picked me right up,
slammed me down on the mattress
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Ripped  (C major) off of my legs the day
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 (E major) he started smashin'
I'm screamin' in tongues
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like I fought for the axis,  (E minor) bas tard
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Man,  (E major) what the fuck you  (C major) doin' to me?
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Ex -president dick (E minor) , it's fuckin' ruinin' me
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I swear it was a  (E major) log cause my ass get split
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My shit floating blood all canoeing for  (C major) me
Em 
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He said  (E minor) I'm the  (E major) best
and I told him to stop it
Em 
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That  (E minor) romance went  (C major) fuck
and it's all out of pocket
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His  (E minor) sex was too hot
like a flame in the tropics
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He leave and Michelle  (E major) got him
out of the closet
Jehovah came out of the clouds
and he said, Cox, you gotta stop
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 (E minor) So  (C major) I  start  (E major) spinning
my meat like a clock
And I flew into his face
and said, bitch, I'm a thot
He strapped me with lightning
and sent me to hell
When I saw the devil got hard as a rock
His penis was barbed
and covered with dookie
Then he bent me over
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and emptied my  (E minor) slot
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Every  (E major) time that he thrust
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I lost  (C major) more of my  (E major) guts
I felt like I'm dying,
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he don't give a  (C major) fuck
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I looked  (E major) at his neck,
but then I got amazed
Had to Wayne Jackson
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face  (E minor) in the  (E major) place of his  (E minor) nuts
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You  (E major) say this is hell,
but I feel it's the opposite
Open my booty and jam
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all  (C major) the cock in it
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 (E minor) Diamond is left and I'm twisting
Em 
and  (E minor) slopping it
With dick in my ass,
I just might piss,
I'm bopping it