Me And Mr. Hohner chords by Greg Keelor

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Verse 1
Em 
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A 
Em 
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B 
 (E minor)  (E major)  (A major)  (E major)  (A major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (B major) Me
Em 
 (E minor) and Mr.
B 
A 
 (B major) Horner hangin'  (A major) on a corner,
Em 
B 
 (E minor) not doin' nothin' to no  (B major) one.
Em 
 (E minor) When the squad car stops
B 
A 
and  (B major) out jump the  (A major) cops,
Em 
 (E minor) you're one of them if I ever saw one.
D 
A 
 (D major) Well, I  (A major) wonder what I said
when my face turned red.
B 
A 
 (B major) Up  (A major) against the wall, said the tall one
Em 
That's a  (E minor) cute mustache,
A 
you  (A major) got any hash?
Em 
 (E minor) Wan na make a buy, said the small one
B 
 (B major) Well, I know it's all silly,
but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself now, will he
A 
Em 
Use  (A major) that thing, make my eardrums  (E minor) ring
A 
Em 
It's  (A major) all a bad  (E minor) dream,
G 
Em 
and  (G major) I'm in self  (E minor) -guilty
B 
Em 
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Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner  (B major)  (E minor)  (E major) 
Em 
A 
Em 
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Yeah, tell  (E minor) me, Mr. Horner  (A major)  (E minor)  (A major) 
D 
Em 
B 
 (D major) Me  (E minor) and Mr. Horner,  (B major) Ooma, Arizona
Em 
Try (E minor) in' to hitch a ride to Denver
Way out of the coal, the state patrol
Pull over to check out my gender
A 
Well, is it  (A major) me or him or Tiny Tim
Em 
A 
 (E minor) Up  (A major) against the fence,
said the dense one
Em 
 (E minor) Well, you picked a bad spot
to smoke your pot
What you gonna do two against one?
A 
B 
 (A major) Well, I  (B major) know it's all silly,
but I'm starin' at the billy
Quietly askin' myself now,
A 
will he use  (A major) that thing
to make my eardrums ring?
Em 
It's all a bad  (E minor) dream,
G 
Em 
and  (G major) I'm a tough  (E minor) billy
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
A 
Em 
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner  (A major)  (E minor) 

Interlude 1
A 
Em 
 (A major)  (E minor) 
A 
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Em 
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 (A major)  (E minor)  (B major)  (E minor)  (A major)  (B major) 
A 
Em 
 (A major)  (E minor) 
Ooooooo
Ooooooo
Bm 
 (B minor) Me

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Verse 2
Em 
 (E minor) and Mr. Horner
A 
Em 
hangin'  (A major) in  (E minor) Kona
Hawaiian sun could be groovy
When a pair of MPs yell out freeze
And I feel I got a part in a movie
A 
Tell me,  (A major) what did I do?
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you
Em 
A 
 (E minor) You're a draft  (A major) card burner
if ever saw one
Em 
I  (E minor) can tell by your looks
You read too many books about war
Cause you've never been in one
A 
B 
Well,  (A major) I  (B major) know it's all silly
But I'm starin' at the billy
Quietly asking myself now,
A 
will you use  (A major) that thing,
make my eardrums ring?
G 
It's all a bad  (G major) dream
Em 
and I'm in style for  (E minor) Philly
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Bm 
Em 
A 
Em 
Yeah,  (B minor) tell me,  (E minor) Mr. Horner  (A major)  (E minor) 
You