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Verse 1
(C major) Mu sic (G major) (C major)
Way down south in
Florida
State (F major)
Where (C major) orchids bloom and
hummingbirds prolifer (F major) ate
(C major) Somebody's packing (G major) a gun for
Maximum
(C major) Bob (F major)
Well if (C major) you dodge a little tax,
or you steal (G major) a (F major) car
If you (C major) roll a little joint,
no matter who (F major) you are
You're (C major) going down courtesy (G major) of
Maximum
Bob (C major) (F major)
Now
(C major) Judge
Bob
Gibbs nicknamed (G major) the
Macs
(F major) Cause he (C major) sends them down for the maximum term,
whatever (F major) the facts
They're (C major) packed in like beans
on (G major) death row by
Maxima
Bach (C major) (G major)
(F major) Well (G major) no sur (F major) prise, he got (C major) enemies
And
Tommy
Vasco (G minor) and
Elvin
(D minor) Crowe are just (C major) two of these
And
Tommy whis (C minor) pers, 10 (E flat major) ,000 (G minor) says
Elvin, you're the (B flat major) one to (C major) take (A minor) out the
judge and here's the gun (C major)
Mean (G major) while, the (F major) judge is (C major) taking the air
With a pretty proba (D minor) tion officer
with blue -black (C major) hair
And they don't (C minor) hear old (G minor)
Elvin
Crowe
Slip in the kitchen, gun in hand
Gon (A minor) na collect
Don
Vasco's plan, yeah (G major) (D minor) (F major) (G major)
(F major) So pray (C major) that
God's (G major) a
Republican
Cos
(C major) Bob's gonna need all the (D minor) help he (G major) can
It's (C major) only a matter of (G major) time for
Maximum
(C major) Bob (G major)
Now, (C major) sometime back,
(G major) Bob made a pact with a (C major) man named
Campo to bring (G major) an alligator back
to (C major) scare up the innocent (G major) spouse of
Maximum
(C major) Bob.
Her name was
(G major) Leanne.
Don't (C major) hate her scheme,
it worked (G major) like a dream.
Leanne (C major) ran back to her mama in
(G major) Kissimmee
But no (C major) one got paid for the (G major) job by
Maxim and
(C major) Bob (G major)
When
(D minor) Campo (B flat major) called to col (C major) lect his fee
Bob (B flat major) laughed at his face,
said you won't get a red cent (C major) out of me
So can't post (C minor) screen,
if that's (B flat major) how you feel
Copyright back with an automatic
friend to clinch (A minor) the deal
As (D minor) you know, (B flat major) old
(C major) Elvin
Crow
Was sit (D minor) tin' in the (B flat major) kitchen with a gun in his (D minor) hand,
he was (C major) ready to go
And there on the (C minor) counter
like a golden dream
Was a (B flat major) brand new bottle of old
Jim
Beam
Put down his gun, twisted the top, (A minor) said to himself,
just one little drop can (G major) hurt (D minor) none. (C major) (F major)
So (C major) pray that
God's a
(G major) Republican,
cause
(C major) Bob's gonna need all the (G major) help he can.
It's (C major) only a matter of (G major) time for
Max and the
(C major) Bob. (G major) (C major) (G major)
(C major) (G major) (C major) (G major)
(C major) (G major)
(E flat major) Meanwhile, I'm back in
(B flat major) Kissim (Ddim) mee
And
Lean (C minor) ne says I know that
Bob's missin'
me
Hey, (E flat major) what the heck,
I still (B flat major) love that red (D minor) (Csus4) (C major) (Csus4) (G major)
Here comes (C major)
Campo, drunk (G major) as a skunk
He (C major) slews out the car,
he grabs the (G major) gun from
the trunk
He fired (C major) off four rounds,
not one (G major) foot, hit
maximum bump (C major)
Now (G major)
(C major) Elvin
Crumb, he got drool (G major) in his beard
He's (A minor) snoring and the gym
beam has (G major) disappeared
The (C major) last person he's gonna hit (G major) is
Maximum
(C major) Bob (G major)
So
(C major) Bob must be a
Repub (G major) lican
Cos
(C major) Bob just got all the (G major) help he can
And (C major) even his wife has come (G major) back to
Maximum
(C major) Bob
Yeah,
Maximum
(G major) Bob
20 years (C major)
Back (G major) in the (D minor) courthouse (G major)
What (C major) the heck
He's a (G major) low redneck
Maximum
(C major) Bob
Yeah,
Maximum
(G major) Bob
Maximum
(C major) Bob
Maximum
Bob
Maximum
Max (G major) imum
(C major) Bob (G major)
Maximum (C major)
Here come the judge (G major)
Here come the judge now, (C major)
Maximum
Bob, yeah, (G major)
Maximum
Bob (C major)
Maximum Bob
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