Macaroni chords by Monk Turner

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Verse 1
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Dearest Monk,
I've been thinking lately about macaroni
and cheese from a box.
It's a silly thing, really,
and completely against
most laws of nature.
Even the lovely organic white cheddar kind with shells,
I must admit.
But I miss it. It doesn't
exist in Ireland.
Not even the neon tangerine
-colored Kraft kind.
Well, I was hoping you might oblige me with a song about
a girl who misses mac and cheese
and the lengths she is willing to go for it.
You may resort to violence,
but please avoid reference
to white chocolate and Nicolas Cage,
as both are heinous."
Well, I miss my Wilco double album.
So if you could write it in the style of Wilco,
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un der the influence of Nina Simone,
and maybe a good dollop of Rammstein,
that would be splendid.
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Cheers, me backwards.
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Macaroni, a name I whisper
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soft and sweetly,
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from a place that I once knew,
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please complete
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Cause I want to purchase you
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In a large saucepan
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Melt the butter over low heat
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Then you stir in flour, salt, and pepper   till smooth stirring constantly,
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heat it until it's thick
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take off the heat and add a half cup of cheese

Interlude 1
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Verse 2
When the cheese melts,
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Put the macaroni in a dish
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Pour the cheese mixture
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And don't forget to mix it real well
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Sprinkle paprika
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Add the leftover cheese
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And bake at 375 in  20
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minutes.
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I could be eating a delicious meal
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but I'm starving
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cause    you're nowhere to be found
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on this island.
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Ich bin einsam, macaroni
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Ich      bin einsam, macaron  i
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Ich bin einsam,
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macaron  i
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Ich bin einsam.