There's a fella named Luigi
I wanna be like Luigi 'cause
With a book in his pocket,
Luigi's got- a the bees- a-
knees that I no understand
He stand- a on the corner,
I think- a he waste his time
People come up to him and say "Number
Hey Luigi, Whadda you do?
Hey Luigi teach- a me too
When you come here, you no can count
Now you make- a the money
With Luigi things are cookin'
He's- a no what you call good lookin'
but he sure is a lookin' dude
"Hello Hello Luigi" The pretty girls all say he's no Giovan Amici,
On every one of the fingers,
he flash- a the big- a jewel
Now he can buy the caviar,
he's through with pasta fazool
Hey Luigi teach- a me too
When you come here, you big- a bum,
now you make- a the money by the big- a sum
Now a funny thing- a happen,
The police- a- man he come and take
I know just how you feeling,
Don't you worry Luigi, I call- a you on the phone,
I'll take over the num bers while you crack- a the big stone
Hey Luigi! I'm- a no fool
Hey Luigi! Ah you wretched troll
My dear paisano's, I'm telling you,
don't be like Luigi or the police- a- man will get you too