Well she's got a pad on 34th and Vine
of love potion num ber nine
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I've been that way since 1956
and she made a magic sign
She said, what you need is
She bent down and turned around
She said, I'm gonna stir it up
It smelled like turpentine,
it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop on 34th and Vine,
he broke my little bottle
of love potion number nine
I closed my nose, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything inside
But when I kissed a on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle