I know you got ideas about movie stars
And riding in the back of their fancy cars
and dumping this poor slob
But baby don't leave me here all alone
Don't go to Paris, don't go to Rome
Stay in town just like your sister Joyce
And don't look any further
I'm working in VJams for a decent screw
So baby don't leave me here,
Don't go to Barcelona or the USA
Who needs a rider, who needs choice?
It don't get any better than
Now John'll fix the motor so it never fails
My jockey pulls the pumps
Fred is a roofer and Bill is a clerk
I'm working part -time as a soda jerk
Just don't leave me here all alone
Don't go to Paris, don't go to Rome
Stay in town just like your sister Joyce
And don't look any further
Living in a village ain't such a curse
You could get a nice position
get a job as a checkout bill
Don't leave me here, please stay
Don't go to Barcelona or the U .S .A.
Who needs variety, who needs choice?
Don't leave me here, all alone
Don't go to Paris, don't go to Rome
Stay in town just like your sister Joyce
Give another shot to the local boys
You're looking any better
Let's hear it for the local boys