Little Pieces Of Seaweed chords by Steve Vai

(D major) You're lookin' for trouble (B flat major)

You've (D major) come to the right (F sharp major) place

Come on (C sharp major) baby,

(D major) smack the (F sharp major) (D major) (F sharp major) smegma

All across the place because...

I (D major) took

little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over your body. (A flat major) Eh, (D major) your body looked like a road map,

and my best friend got so confused, he thought you were doubting Thomas and put his fingers in your holes that I left there after I beat you up with an axe.

I looked at you and I suppose that you'd like to (D major) stick a pair of speakers in my throat because you don't like the way I speak. Of course you don't. Why don't you put me

in overdrive and we'll get in treble. (D minor) (D major) We'll have triplets together. We'll have to talk to the (C major) staff (D major) about it. Oh, I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat.

Ah, (D major) (C sharp major) (D major) (D minor) (D major) you're under arrest. You're under arrest. You're under arrest for smiling in Sector V, now; don't step across the line. Take off your clothes. Put your buttocks in your pocket and spread your hands. Now bend over. Now bend over. Bend over, bend over and spread those cheeks. Bend over and (D minor) spread those cheeks. Bend (C sharp major) over and spread those (D major) cheeks. Bend (E major) over and spread those (D major) cheeks. I'm going to insert my notes from an isotope that I scored off Einstein while he peeled off his pimples with plutonium. Why can't he perform the way he did earlier? (Well, I'll tell (D minor) you). What's wrong (D major) with him? He's lost his style; he's lost his spunk; he's no good; he's funk. He smells like a cowbell. He has the personality of a road accident. He has the IQ of (A major) (D major) salamander sweat. And he smells like stale cat piss shoved (C sharp major) intravenously through (D major) the IV of an aging welfare patient. Welfare,

all fare, (A flat major) we're all fair on (D major) this universe, and I've got a (C sharp major) ticket to ride you any (D major) time I want because I'm abusive. Don't cry at me (A major) with (D major) your wah- wah pedal. Don't plug in your amplifier and tell me you (E major) (C sharp major) paid your (B major) (C sharp major) dues. Don't tell me you went (F sharp major) (D major) for this guy's act and you went for your own fame. Don't tell me that I'm to blame.

(C sharp major) And I (E major) (D major) took little pieces (C sharp major) of sea (A flat major) weed. (F sharp major) I took little pieces (D major) of seaweed. (C sharp major) I took little pieces of seaweed. I took little, (D major) I took (A major) little pieces (D flat major) of seaweed. Pieces (G flat major) of seaweed. I took little (E major) pieces of seaweed. (D flat major) Pieces of. I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused (D major) stretch (C sharp major) marks to appear all over your little body. Yes I did. I really did. It was all over your body. (D major) Eh, eh, your body looked (C sharp major) like a road map, and my best (D major) friend got so confused, he thought you were a doubting Thomas and he put his fingers in (D flat major) your holes that I left there after I (D major) beat you up with an axe. And he put you in the car, and he drove you down to Sylmar to meet this guy who used to play for the big guy. You know, the big guy. I'll be Frank with ya, ya know. (Snork) But,

no. It wasn't good enough for her. She wanted a sensitive guy. So I fuckin' tok her out to the beach (G flat major) and I (D major) put some sandpaper in the KY (A major) Jelly - - because you (D major) always hurt the ones you love. (Oh, that's why you beat her up with an axe). I let the pelicans, I let the pelicans, have their (E flat major) way with her. (D major) (I'm over here, Shorts. Here Shorts...). And I threatened her with a pelic (A major) an. (G flat major) I threatened her (D flat major) (D major) with a pelican. Don't tell me that I'm to blame. Ya tell me, tell me, tell me, ya tell me (E major) (D major) you're so good; you tell me you're so fine; you tell me you're so wonderful; you tell me you're sublime. You tell me (B flat major) you're so good; you tell me you're so fine; you tell me you're (D major) so wonderful; you tell me you're sublime, sublime, sublime, sublime, (G flat major) sublime. (D major) Eh ha, eh ha, ha, (D major) ha, eh, ha ha...

And he judges. He judges. He says what's good and what's right, and what's good and what's right,

and what's good and what's right, and what's good as what's right. He (D major) says, “This product will sell many units in that demographic area”. And (E major) I took (D major) little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks (G flat major) to appear (D major) all over your little body. Yes I did; yes I did; yes I did; yes I did....