Little Guy I Wish I'd Fathered You chords by Melonman

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Little guy just sat down on my knee
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I  think it's time we had a little talk
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just you and me
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You say you love your mama
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and you know that I do too
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Little guy I wish I  bothered you
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My thoughts are filled with
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slake and my desire
For the sparkle in your mother's eyes
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It sets my nuts on fire
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Right now she's probably
wrapped around
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Some Englishman or Jew
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Little guy, I wish I'd fathered you
Taking care of you is more than just a job
Oh, oh, oh yeah
They'd hate to see her shacking up
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with some imported slob
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Baiting her with exotic meats
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and tales of far off lands
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And soon she is chopped
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liver in their hands
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She's a sucker for that funny voice,
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so self -sufficient
Not a thought for her young baby
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or her babysitting man
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How come she likes them darky
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Irish spics  better than me?
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Life would be swell if it was just us three
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I guess it's time to ride that lonesome bus,
lonesome
Gals like her were always
too good
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for homegrown men like us
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And this is why our baby's sitting still
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and she's spilling seed
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While she straddles some Jamaican
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with the real good weed
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I know I'm just a simple mailman boy
But I'd like to take care of her,
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her heartbreak and her joy
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And most of all, I wish you were
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the fruit of both our loins
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I would have dearly loved
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to fertilize her groin
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Groin
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I would have dearly loved
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to fertilize her groin
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You