She's a movie star arrangement
Got a touch of Bergman to her face
Smokes his cigarettes and
But I'm not sure I trust you
Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
Reads all Dostoyevsky'shousehold tips
But I'm not sure I trust you
How come everyone suspects her
Attach her to a lie detector
Watch a thousand housewives
And every time she answers yes
The needles on his polygraph test
Just go round in circles like his
She's got long hair but she's ugly
Got a touch of Einstein to her brain
People say she's easy all the same
But I'm not sure I trust you
a thousand cliches just to scold her
Took a man from Stepford and
Got his ego broken, so crestfallen
You made a start, you made us laugh
Stop it. You're a grown man baby
It's just that your head's no good