We talk about your work,
how your boss is a jerk.
We talk about your church
and your head when it hurts.
We talk about the troubles
you've been having with your brother,
about your daddy and your mother
and your crazy ex -lover.
We talk about your friends
and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin
and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes
and the run in your holes
And God knows we're gonna
talk about your clothes
You know talking about you
makes me smile
But every once in a while
I wanna talk about me,
wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one,
oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know,
what I want, what I see
I like talking about you,
you, you, you, usually
But occasionally, I wanna talk about me
Me, me, me
I wanna talk about me
Me, me, me
We talk about your dreams
and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team
and your moisturizer cream
We talk about your nana
up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma
down in Alabama
We talk about you guys
of every shape and size
The ones that you despise
and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart,
about your brains,
and your smarts
And your medical charts
And when you start
You know talking about you
makes me grin
But every now and then
I want to talk about me
I want to talk about I
I want to talk about number one
on my me -mind
What I think, what I like, what I know,
what I want, what I see
I like talking about you,
you, you, you, usually
But occasionally,
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, I want to talk about me
I want to talk about me