I bought myself a farm the other day
Don't know a bale of wheat
What you need now is a cow
So I sat beside the shed and I had a think
A big round cow will give us milk to drink
And buttercream and maybe even cheese
Let's do it, let's get a cow
Let's do it, let's get a cow
just where you'd get a cow
I thought they lived on farms
That daylight -saving shore
Well, get one anyway, bugger it
Let's do it, let's get a cow
Let's do it, let's get a cow
So early next day I went to get the cow
Got in the truck and I headed off to town
The agent said the cattle would be cheap
But all I could afford was a sheep
Didn't get it, never got the cow
Still cowless, never got it,
But I've got dogs and frogs
I've got the cow, foggy blues,
Yeah, I've got the cow, foggy blues