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Les Petites Annonces chords by 
Jacques Dutronc
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Intro 1
E
Verse 1
E
Apprendre seul à danser chez soi
Apprendre seul à parler chinois
Être détective en moins de six mois
Vaincre enfin sa timidité
Se faire des amis à volonté
Et des gros gains sur le tiercé
En public savoir parler
D
Avoir une situation en viée
Verse 2
D
G
Pour quarante neuf francs
D
A
D
en timbres de zéro franc trente
G
D
Il eut le droit au catalogue
E
de la présidente
Verse 3
E
Le catalogue disait en moins
d'une heure
Réalisez enfin vos vœux
Faites un mariage riche et heureux
D
Alors il se piqua au jeu
Verse 4
G
D
Pour soixante francs en timbres
A
D
de zéro francs cinquante
G
D
E
Il a donc ob tenu qu'on la lui présente
Verse 5
E
Elle était exigeante
Et pour devenir sa parente
Elle voulut qu'il perdit son ventre
Elle voulut qu'il se réargente
D
Verse 6
G
D
Pour trente huit francs en timbres
A
D
de zé ro francs trente
G
D
E
Il fit du karaté par
Verse 7
correspondance
E
Le catalogue disait en
quarante huit heures
Faites vous des muscles par kilos
Grâce à la méthode Mikado
Alors au lit ce fut zéro
D
Verse 8
G
D
Il se fit des cheveux qu'il
A
D
laissa dans l'affaire
G
D
E
Et chercha pour lui un produit capillaire
Verse 9
E
Le catalogue disait en vingt
quatre heures
Repousse des cheveux garantie
Faites la guerre à votre calvitie
C'est alors que changea
D
G
sa vie
Verse 10
D
Pour quarante huit francs en
A
D
timbre de zéro francs vingt
G
D
E
Il reçut le célèbre baume abyssin
Verse 11
Qui fait immédiatement repousser les seins
Il avait mal lu le journal
Avec surprise il vit ses seins
Soudain se mettre au féminin
D
Verse 12
G
D
Il acheta des milliers
A
D
G
de timbres aux P et T
D
E
Il était devenu complètement timbré
Verse 13
E
Quand il n'eut plus de
timbres il alla se promener
Sur le mur d'une caserne il
trouva placardé
L'affiche disait \"sur
l'heure\"
Apprendre enfin un métier
Engagez-vous dans l'armée
Il fut tout de suite incorporé
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