Lecithin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry chords by Of Montreal

Here I sit planted (E flatdim) in the mud. (G major) A (B major) mushroom of melted (E major) molecules. (C sharp minor) (E major) Where (B major) language has been reduced we can (C sharp minor) only use abbrevi (A sharpdim) ations. (A sharp major) skjlb hjkgdfn uji (C major) (A sharp major) AhFGsd uWiaAn. Here comes the (E major) pony that one the (B flat major) Tony. (D flat major) There were

(E flat major) flaws in the experiment (E flatsus4) (E flat major) I'll tell (A flat major) you bout it if you're interested to know It was (G flat major) creepy the way they (D flat major) hovered above end (A flat minor) swooped down on the (D flat major) children. Their mouths agape (E flat major) exposing fangs of (A flat major) fire. run children run

(C major) The three legged hyena cicadas migrated (B flat major) to the small northern sea port village called Durschfuch. The hor (B flat major) rible insects congregated above the Durschfuch ele (C major) mentary school and would spend an indecent amount of time (B flat major) circling the playground. (C major) The citizens of the village were very alarmed (C major) by these new vis (B flat major) itors, but since they were a (C major) God fearing (F major) community an (B flat major) d were not allowed (F major) to bring any harm to any of God's cre (B flat major) ations, they had to pretend to ignore the (B flat major) large grotesque arthropods and continue (B flat major) on with their lives as (C major) if there weren't (F major) any menacing predators (C major) swooping over their offspring. (F major) (B flat major) In time the hyena cicadas (C major) became hungry and this in when the real terror ensued. (F major) (G major) (G major) As I stated (C major) earlier, the adults of the village, thought the (B flat major) be st course of action was to (G major) pretend the in (C major) sects didn't exist (B flat major) and continued to send (F major) the children out to the playground for recess. Every day the (B flat major) same thing (C major) occurred; the children would stand (B flat major) ap prehensively at the threshold of the front gate until the teachers ordered them outside to "play",

(C major) then the children would run terrified to (B flat major) wards the shelter (C major) of the banyan trees that formed an (F major) oval (B flat major) around the perimeter (C major) of the school yard. There they would spend the dura (B flat major) tion of recess huddling together under (C major) the trees, (F major) shaking (B flat major) with fear. (C major) (G major) (G major) (B flat major) For the first (F major) few weeks the children man (B flat major) aged each day to narrowly cheat death by hiding below the trees. (C major) Eventu (F major) ally the hyen (B flat major) a cicadas (F major) became mad with hunger (C major) and resolved to become more aggressive in their attempt to eat the children. (B flat major) One of the (C major) more intelli (B flat major) gent cicadas, who (C major) happened to be the most (F major) famished (C major) of all of them, had (F major) the idea that some of the flock (C major) should hide among the foliage of the banyan trees while the others swooped over (F major) the children as usual. (B flat major) Then when all (C major) of the children were in their normal positions under the trees, (C major) the hyena ci (B flat major) cadas hiding (C major) in the branches would descend upon them and (B flat major) kill them. Af (C major) ter that all of the (B flat major) flonkcould gather under the trees for a de (C major) licious feast. His plan worked perfectly and the adults (B flat major) of the village watched (C major) helplessly as the hyena cicadas (B flat major) ravenously (F major) devoured their beloved (C major) young ones