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Leaving Jesusland chords by 
Nofx
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Verse 1
Am
F
G
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are
E
Am
very low but threat levels are high
F
They got mandate, they don't want man- dates,
G
E
Am
they got so many hates and people to despise
Verse 2
F
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole,
G
E
Am
the average weight is well over 200pounds
F
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs,
G
E
Am
most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Verse 3
F
Maybe that's why they're
so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're
Am
having better sex
C
Queers, transgends, and
Verse 4
F
lesbians,
G
F
C
E
vegans and vegetarians
Am
All you brownish red and yellow ones
F
C
come out and join us on the coast
Verse 5
Am
F
No longer svelte, they got to punch new
G
E
Am
holes in the Bible belt
F
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot,
G
E
Am
the red blood of America is starting to clot
F
No compromise, no sight through others' eyes,
G
E
Am
they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
F
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate,
G
E
Am
what makes this country great is dwelling on either side
Verse 6
F
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Verse 7
canned in the fatherland
Am
C
F
We want people with college degrees,
G
F
C
drug use experience and STD's
E
Am
People with open- minded philosophies,
F
C
Am
come hug California trees
C
F
Cultural revolution now,
G
F
C
neo- conservatives run outta town
E
We're gonna burn
Am
Orange County down,
F
C
F
C
And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too,
F
Am
then we're comin' after you
Interlude 1
F
G
Am
F
G
Verse 8
Am
F
The fear stricken, born again Christian,
G
E
Am
they got a vision a homogenized state
F
Texas textbooks, Bibles,
and prayer books,
G
E
They want them memorized,
Am
but don't want you to think
Verse 9
F
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned
Am
in the fatherland
C
Punk Rockers and
Verse 10
F
emo kids,
G
F
C
E
people doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics,
Am
F
C
Am
and atheists we're moving out of jesusland
C
F
Art students and thespians,
G
F
C
(excluding country) all the musicians
E
Am
We want all hookers and comedians,
F
C
ni hilists are welcome too
Am
No longer
Verse 11
Am
svelte,
F
G
E
Am
they gotta punch holes in the Bible belt
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