Leaving Jesusland chords by NOFX
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Verse 1
(A minor) We call the (F major) heartland not very (G major) smartland, IQ's are
(E major) very low but threat levels are (A minor) high
They got mandate, (F major) they don't want man- dates,
(G major) they got so (E major) many hates and people to des (A minor) pise
Verse 2
In the dust bowl, (F major) cerebral black hole,
(G major) the average (E major) weight is well over 200 (A minor) pounds
I hate to generalize, (F major) but have you seen the thighs,
(G major) most haven't (E major) seen their genitalia in a (A minor) while
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Verse 3
(F major) Maybe that's why they're
so pissed at us
They're all jealous we're
having better sex (A minor)
Queers, (C major) transgends, and
Verse 4
(F major) lesbians,
(G major) (F major) vegans and veget (C major) arians (E major)
All you brownish red and (A minor) yellow ones
(F major) come out and join us on the (C major) coast
Verse 5
(A minor) No longer svelte, (F major) they got to punch new
(G major) holes in the Bib (E major) le belt (A minor)
They've blown out the fire (F major) under the melting pot,
the (G major) red blood of America (E major) is starting (A minor) to clot
No compromise, (F major) no sight through others' eyes,
(G major) they're just flies (E major) spreading pieces of shit (A minor)
You gotta emigrate, stop (F major) living in hate,
what (G major) makes this country great (E major) is dwelling on either side (A minor)
Verse 6
(F major) They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Verse 7
canned in the fatherland
(A minor) We want (C major) people with col (F major) lege degrees,
(G major) drug use ex (F major) perience and (C major) STD's
People (E major) with open- minded philosophies, (A minor)
come (F major) hug California (C major) trees (A minor)
Cultural (C major) revolu (F major) tion now,
(G major) neo- con (F major) servatives run (C major) outta town
(E major) We're gonna burn
Orange (A minor) County down,
And (F major) then we're off to River (C major) side, (F major) Bakersfield and Fresno (C major) too,
(F major) then we're comin' after (A minor) you
Interlude 1
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Verse 8
(A minor) The fear stricken, (F major) born again Christian,
(G major) they got a vision (E major) a homogen (A minor) ized state
Texas textbooks, (F major) Bibles,
and prayer books,
(G major) They want (E major) them memorized,
but don't want you to (A minor) think
Verse 9
(F major) They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned
in the fatherland (A minor)
Punk (C major) Rockers and
Verse 10
(F major) emo kids,
(G major) people (F major) doin' things the (C major) church forbids (E major)
Buddhists, agnostics,
and (A minor) atheists we're (F major) moving out of (C major) (A minor) jesusland
Art (C major) students and (F major) thespians,
(G major) (F major) (excluding country) all the (C major) musicians
We (E major) want all hookers and comedians, (A minor)
(F major) ni hilists are welcome (C major) too
(A minor) No longer
Verse 11
(A minor) svelte,
(F major) they gotta punch (G major) holes in the Bible (E major) belt (A minor)
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