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Leaving Jesusland easy guitar chords by Nofx
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Tuning
E A D G B E
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Am
F
G
E
C
Am
F
G
E
C
Verse 1
We
call
the
heartland not
very
smartland, IQ's are
very
low
but
threat
levels
are
high
They
got
mandate,
they
don't
want
man-
dates,
they
got
so
many
hates
and
people
to
des
pise
Verse 2
In
the dust
bowl,
cerebral
black
hole,
the
average
weight
is
well
over
200
pounds
I hate
to generalize,
but
have
you seen
the thighs,
most
haven't
seen
their
genitalia in
a
while
Verse 3
Maybe
that's
why
they're
so
pissed
at
us
They're
all jealous
we're
having
better
sex
Queers,
transgends, and
Verse 4
lesbians,
vegans and
veget
arians
All
you
brownish
red
and
yellow
ones
come
out and
join
us
on
the
coast
Verse 5
No
longer
svelte,
they
got
to punch
new
holes
in
the Bib
le belt
They've
blown
out
the fire
under
the melting
pot,
the
red
blood
of
America
is starting
to clot
No
compromise,
no sight
through
others'
eyes,
they're
just
flies
spreading
pieces
of shit
You
gotta
emigrate,
stop
living
in
hate,
what
makes
this
country
great
is
dwelling
on
either
side
Verse 6
They
don't
want
visitors
in
Jesusland
They
want
life
bland
and
Verse 7
canned
in
the
fatherland
We
want
people
with
col
lege
degrees,
drug
use
ex
perience
and
STD's
People
with
open-
minded
philosophies,
come
hug
California
trees
Cul
tural
revolu
tion
now,
neo-
con
servatives
run
outta
town
We're gonna
burn
Orange
County
down,
And
then
we're
off
to
River
side,
Bakersfield
and
Fresno
too,
then
we're
comin'
after
you
Interlude 1
Verse 8
The
fear
stricken,
born
again
Christian,
they
got
a vision
a
homogen
ized state
Texas
textbooks,
Bibles,
and
prayer books,
They
want
them
memorized,
but
don't
want you
to
think
Verse 9
They
don't
want
visitors
in
Jesusland
They
want
life
bland
and
canned
in
the fatherland
Punk
Rockers
and
Verse 10
emo
kids,
people
doin'
things
the
church
forbids
Buddhists,
agnostics,
and
atheists
we're
moving
out
of
jesusland
Art
students
and
thespians,
(excluding country) all
the
musicians
We
want
all
hookers
and
comedians,
ni
hilists
are welcome
too
No
longer
Verse 11
svelte,
they
gotta
punch
holes
in
the Bible
belt
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