Lazy Saturday Afternoon chords by Bryant Oden

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Verse 1
C 
F 
 (C major) I'm just lying here  (F major) on the sofa
G 
The  (G major) cat's staring at me like,
buddy move over
C 
F 
The  (C major) dog is wagging his  (F major) tail and barking
G 
G 
F# 
Pulling  (G major) on my hand to take  (G major) him to the  (F sharp major) park
B 
And  (B major) the fish are splashing,
E 
F 
 (E major) they want some  (F major) food
G 
The  (G major) parrot's yelling at the ferret,
most of it is rude
C 
F 
G 
It's  (C major) a lazy Sat (F major) urday after (G major) noon
I feel like snoozing
C 
 (C major) I  get the feeling
F 
G 
I'm  (F major) supposed to be  (G major) somewhere soon
Dude, I'm not moving
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) Seems like  (C major) every (F major) body's
G 
wanting something  (G major) 
From me
C 
F 
G 
 (C major) Can I just  (F major) lie here and do  (G major) nothing?
Please, I need to cease
B 
 (B major) The frog is broken
E 
F 
He  (E major) wants a  (F major) fly
G 
And  (G major) Myrtle the turtle
has something in her eye
B 
E 
 (B major) The bunny is  (E major) tickling the mouse
G 
F# 
The  (G major) hedgehog and  (F sharp major) prairie dog
are digging up the house
B 
C 
E 
F 
 (B major) The ko (C major) ala bear  (E major) is pulling  (F major) on my hair
G 
 (G major) The giraffe ate half the roof
and doesn't care
C 
F 
G 
 (C major) It's a lazy Sat (F major) urday after (G major) noon
I feel like snoozin'
C 
 (C major) I  get the feelin'
F 
G 
 (F major) I'm supposed to be  (G major) somewhere soon
Dude, I'm not movin'
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) Seems  (C major) like every (F major) body's
G 
wanting somethin'  (G major) 
How much can I take?
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) Can't  (C major) I  just  (F major) lie here
G 
and do  (G major) nothin'?
F# 
B 
Man, I  (F sharp major) need a  (B major) break
E 
The monkey is  (E major) va cuuming the walls
F# 
The  (F sharp major) lemur and the aardvark
B 
are dancin' through the hall (B major) s
E 
F# 
The emu  (E major) is trying to  (F sharp major) do  a tune
on my didgeridoo
B 
E 
F 
 (B major) The merry cat but  (E major) up off is  (F major) laughing at
G 
 (G major) The kangaroo rat that's
jumping on the kangaroo
B 
C 
F 
G 
 (B major) It's  (C major) a lazy Sat (F major) urday after (G major) noon
1, 2, 3, 4
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) The  (C major) platypus  (F major) is mad because
G 
F# 
The  (G major) cheetah and the  (F sharp major) zebra
are sleeping right where he was
B 
 (B major) The hippopotamus could
E 
 (E major) use some fresh water
F# 
The  (F sharp major) bubble bath is too cold for the otter
B 
C 
E 
 (B major) The  (C major) lion cub  (E major) huddled on the rug
G 
It's  (G major) looking like the elephant
has another stomach bug
C 
F 
G 
 (C major) It's a lazy Sat (F major) urday after (G major) noon
I feel like snoozing
C 
 (C major) I  get the feeling
F 
G 
I'm  (F major) supposed to be  (G major) somewhere soon
Dude, I'm not moving
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) Seems like  (C major) every (F major) body's
G 
wanting something  (G major) 
And I can't get away
B 
C 
F 
 (B major) Can't  (C major) I  just  (F major) lie here
G 
and do  (G major) nothing?
B 
Disappear for just one  (B major) day
C 
F 
I'm just  (C major) lying here  (F major) on the sofa
G 
The  (G major) cat's staring at me like,
buddy, move over
G 
 (G major) 