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L'apologie easy guitar chords by 
Matmatah
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Intro 1
Em
G
D
Em
G
D
Em
G
D
Em
D
Em
Verse 1
D
Cette étrange cigarette ne nous rend pas hagard
Em
D
L'an 2000 approchant
Em
rattraper le retard
D
Vivons à notre époque et
Em
dédramatisons
D
Non bien sûr le pétard
Em
D
n'élève pas la raison
Verse 2
Em
D
Je le conseille tout de même
Em
avec modération
D
Comme cet alcool qu'on prend
Em
jusqu'à la déraison
D
Et pour quelques noyés
est devenu passion
Em
Mais l'église ne dit
D
rien la cirrhose a raison
Em
D
Verse 3
Em
D
Voir un homme tituber ne
Em
choque pas la morale
D
Mais l'alcool tant loué
vous est parfois fatal
Em
D
Et le joint si léger
dans mon pays natal
Em
D
Des libertés de l'homme devrait
être banal
Em
D
Verse 4
Em
D
Malheureusement chez nous il
Em
se vend en sous-main
D
Si peu dangereux qu'il soit l'état
Em
lui fait la guerre
D
Pour une fausse morale parce
Em
qu'il n'en touche rien
D
Voilà la vérité dans cette triste affaire
Em
C
D
Em
C
D
Verse 5
Em
Un pétard ou un Ricard,
C
D
si t'as vraiment le cafard
Em
A choisir y a pas photo,
C
D
Em
moi je choisis le Maroco
C
Les alcools ont leurs soulards,
D
le cana c'est le panard
Em
Y'en a qui le mystifient,
C
D
moi je fais son apologie
Interlude 1
Em
D
Em
D
Em
Verse 6
D
Ce serait pourtant si sim
Em
ple de le légaliser
D
Deux petits joints par jour
Em
c'est anti-dépresseur
D
Si l'état dans ce cas n'était
Em
pas l'agresseur
D
Le peuple tout entier pourrait
mieux respirer
Em
D
Verse 7
Em
D
C'est encore cette fois par
Em
l'argent que le bas blesse
D
Si au moins le haschisch pouvait
Em
emplir les caisses
D
Nos dirigeants affables
Em
fermeraient bien les yeux
D
Et parfois avec nous s'envoleraient aux
Em
cieux
C
D
Em
C
D
Verse 8
Em
Un pétard ou un Ricard,
C
D
si t'as vraiment le cafard
Em
A choisir y a pas photo,
C
D
Em
moi je choisis le Maroco
C
Les alcools ont leurs soulards,
D
le cana c'est le panard
Em
Y'en a qui le mystifient,
C
D
Em
moi je fais son apologie
Verse 9
C
L'alcool et le tabac
D
Em
ont le droit de tuer
C
Car aux comptes de l'état
D
apportent leurs deniers
Em
Messieurs dames mourrez
C
D
donc d'alcool et de fumée
Em
La patente est payée, la mort autorisée
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