I was trying to get some sleep
Well, as you can see we've got a new recruit
to this land of hope and glory
Hands behind backs and legs apart
and tell us all of your unfortunate story
I was an innocent man till
someone grassed me of a plan
Of earning some big-a-money
If If If I hadn't mouthed it about,
I'd 'ave missed this land of hope
Well, you poor, poor sod,
here you're up sharp at six-thirty
Cold Cold shower, down to breakfast,
can't have you looking dirty
I suggest you eat what's given you even
if it doesn't agree with you
'Cause it's all you're be getting
In-between it's it's it's time to stay up in your room,
you can dream of life's good things
Two years of my teen age life given
to this stand-to-attention life
Of land of hope and glory
I get so bored as time goes by,
I think I'll do something dirty
I pick at the floor for juicy butts
and I'll make myself a smoke
A bog roll and envelope stick-it,
all all this helps to pass my time
you can watch a little telly
with a little bit of belly
Hot drink served cold with
learn the game and you'll get through another day
I watch the second hand on the clock at long-last,
Off to bed, straight to sleep as I leave
this land of hope and glory
But only for a few seconds am I in ecstasy
Before the bell rings to let me know,
A-one, a-two, a-six, a-ta'
Come Come Come Come Come Come