Konichiwa bitches
Konichiwa bitches

Konichiwa bitches easy guitar chords by Robyn

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  • F#

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    You 
    wanna 
    rumble 
    in 
    my 
    jungle 

    I'll 
    take 
    you 
    on 

    Stampede 
    your 
    rumpa 

    And 
    send 
    you 
    home 

    You 
    wanna 
    rumble 
    in 
    space 

    I put 
    my 
    laser 
    on 
    stun 

    And 
    on 
    the 
    North 
    Pole 
    I'll 
    ice 
    you son 

    You 
    wanna 
    Verse 2
    thrilla in 
    Manila 

    You'll 
    be 
    killer 
    bee 
    stun
    g 

    Wanna 
    taste 
    of vanilla 

    Better 
    watch 
    your 
    tongue 

    'Cause 
    I'll 
    Verse 3
    hammer 
    your 
    toe 

    Like 
    a 
    pediatrician 

    Saw you 
    in 
    half 

    Like 
    I'm 
    a magician 

    Tear 
    you 
    down 

    Like 
    I'm 
    in 
    demoli
    tion 

    Count 
    you 
    out 

    Verse 4
    Like 
    a 
    mathematician 

    I'm 
    so 
    very 
    hot 
    that 
    when 

    I 
    rob 
    your 
    mansion 

    You 
    ain't 
    call 
    the 
    cops, 

    you 
    call 
    the 
    fire- 
    station 

    'Cause 
    my 
    Verse 5
    flava 
    is so 
    sweet 

    You'll 
    be 
    zoom, 
    zoom, 
    zoom 

    Don't 
    even 
    get 
    me 
    started 

    On 
    my 
    bada- 
    boom- 
    boom 

    One 
    left, 
    one 
    right 
    that's 

    How 
    I 
    or
    ganize 
    'em 

    You 
    know 
    I 
    fill 
    my 
    cups 
    no 

    Need 
    to 
    super- 
    size 
    em' 

    Right 
    now 
    you 
    probably 

    Thinking 
    how 
    she 
    get 
    in 
    them 
    jeans 

    Well 
    I'm 
    gifted 
    all 
    natural 

    And 
    burstin' 
    the seams 

    Verse 6

    Konichiwa 
    bitches 

    Konichiwa bitches 

    Verse 7
    Don't 
    I 
    look 
    tasty 
    like 

    A French 
    bon- 
    bon 

    Even 
    more 
    sweeter 
    than 

    a cherry 
    bomb 

    Coming 
    with 
    the postman 

    Like 
    I'm 
    a 
    mail- 
    bomb 

    Comin' 
    in 
    your 
    mouth 

    Verse 8
    Makes 
    you 
    say 
    yum- 
    yum 

    Hit 
    the 
    gong- 
    gong 

    Bring 
    the 
    sumos on 

    I'm 
    'a 
    kick 
    ass 
    all 
    the 

    way 
    to 
    Hong 
    Kong 

    Make 
    their 
    balls 
    bounce 
    like 

    A 
    game 
    of 
    ping- 
    pong 

    Konichiwa bitches 
    from 

    Beijing 
    to 
    Siagon 

    Got 
    nothing 
    on 
    me 

    'Cause 
    you 
    know 
    you're 
    so 
    bum 

    Dom- 
    didi- 
    dom- 
    didididi- 
    dom- dom 

    Check 
    the scen
    ario 

    I'm 
    'a 
    bust 
    your 
    ear 
    drum 

    And 
    leave 
    you 
    heads 
    ringing 

    With 
    the 
    Ring- 
    a- 
    ding- 
    dong 

    Busy 
    on 
    the mic 

    Since 
    the 
    day 
    I 
    was 
    what? 
    (Born) 

    Check 
    out 
    my 
    style 
    it's 

    The 
    rock 
    of 
    what? 
    (Mo') 

    Shine 
    is 
    on 
    me 
    like 
    a 
    dog 

    on 
    what? 
    (Bone) 

    Fight 
    the 
    power 

    Put 
    myself 
    on 
    the 
    throne 

    Verse 9
    You 
    know 
    when 
    shit 
    is 
    getting 
    heavy 

    Like 
    it's 
    weight
    s a 
    ton 

    I 
    will 
    run 
    you 
    down 
    like 
    a 
    mara
    thon 

    Tape 
    you 
    up 
    good 

    Put 
    you 
    in 
    the 
    trunk 

    See 
    you next 
    Tuesday 

    You 
    is 
    a punk 

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