Kojak Columbo chords by Harry Nilsson

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
Well, it's  (D major) a  little late for Christmas
but have one anyway
While I'm on the subject, baby,
E 
A 
D 
G 
 (E major) have a  (A major) happy birth (D major) day  (G major) 
How's your father? How's
E 
your mom?  (E major) 
Don't it make you itch a little,
A 
you know they got the bom (A major) b?
D 
 (D major) Boy, it's been weird out here lately
B 
but  (B major) I  guess that's okay, too
E 
 (E major) 'Cause television's here to save us and tell
D 
us what to  (D major) do

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Interlude 1

Verse 2
D 
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo  (D major) 
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
Show me an old one but don't
E 
A 
 (E major) turn out your  (A major) love light

Interlude 2

You got

Verse 3
D 
 (D major) nineteen inches, baby,
that's a real good size
I could lie there on the floor and just look
E 
A 
D 
at you  (E major) all  (A major) night long  (D major) 
I could twist your knobs right off,
fool around with you
Bm 
E 
A 
I don't need no TV guide  (B minor)  (E major) tell me what  (A major) 
D 
to  (D major) do

Verse 4
D 
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo  (D major) 
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
E 
Tell me an old one but save  (E major) 
D 
out your  (D major) love light
G 
 (G major) 

Verse 5
D 
 (D major) 
G 
Ah- ah,  (G major) when I get too old,
Gm 
G 
too  (G minor) old to rock 'n' roll  (G major) 
E 
I'll  (E major) sit in my unrockin' chair,
baby, use my remote control
A 
 (A major) 

Verse 6
D 
 (D major) Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one least once a night
E 
Show me an old one but don't  (E major) turn
A 
out your  (A major) love light

Interlude 3

Verse 7
D 
Bm 
You got  (D major) nineteen inches, baby,  (B minor) 
D 
that's a real good  (D major) size
I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby,
E 
A 
D 
 (E major) and just  (A major) look around  (D major) 
I love your cute little rabbit ears,
I love your cable and your box
And when I turn out the light at
Night, baby,
E 
A 
D 
I  (E major) hope that  (A major) light never  (D major) stops
Your love light, Kojak