Klutz
Klutz

Klutz easy guitar chords by Aesop Rock

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 4

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  • Verse 1
    "I 
    am 
    man 
    who 
    uses 
    the 
    techniques 

    of 
    a bat 
    to 
    navig
    ate" 

    Verse 2
    Can't 
    motherfuck a motherfucker

    From 
    the 
    underfunded klutz 
    who 
    nev

    er under
    cut 
    the 
    butcher

    The 
    pick- 
    a- 
    booger- at- 
    your- wake 
    is 

    bump
    ing 
    "I'm your 
    pusher

    Also 
    at 
    your wake, 

    Ju
    venile 
    Intruder
    s at 
    the gate 

    Brood
    ing 
    over 
    waking 

    his
    tory 
    that 
    bubbles 

    From 
    the 
    blinking 
    12s of 

    VCRs and 
    mi
    crowaves 

    Like 
    time 
    machines 
    for shrink

    ing 
    elder

    Rifling 
    through 
    their recipe 

    Carrots, 
    onions, 
    cel
    ery, 

    what 
    unique 
    amalgam 

    Of piss 
    and repugnant 
    energy 

    Spun 
    him 
    out 
    of 
    the 
    70s, to 

    b- 
    line 
    for 
    desser
    t? 

    Fire- 
    eater 
    trying 
    to keep 
    it on 

    the 
    green 
    side 
    of the 
    dirt 

    This 
    is tea- 
    time 
    with the 
    worst 

    Geriatrics on the 
    decline 
    of berserk 

    Back 
    in my 
    day 
    we 
    were 

    three 
    times 
    more alert 

    Now I 
    go 
    through 
    my 
    old 
    clothing 

    Trying 
    to 
    find 
    nostalgic 
    threads 
    to 
    sell 

    Walk 
    away 
    feeling 
    like 
    should 
    have 

    never 
    dressed 
    myself 

    Sincerely 
    I was 
    never 
    on 
    the cutting 
    edge, 

    my hand 
    was 
    on 
    the hilt 

    You're 
    free 
    to 
    build 
    with the 
    other 
    end 

    Shriek 
    into 
    the vacuum 
    if 
    in spite 

    of 
    your accomplishments 

    You 
    wake 
    up feeling 
    empty 
    like 

    Houdini's grave 
    probably 
    is 

    Volley 
    with the 
    quintessential 

    digit
    al ager 

    I'm 
    offended 
    by 
    everything 

    My 
    opin
    ions 
    come 
    in a 
    manger

    oh 
    boy 

    Depreciating 
    since 

    they drove 
    me off 
    the 
    lot 

    Still 
    into 
    ghost 
    stories 
    and pot 
    an
    d the 
    clas

    sic 
    coconut 
    bra 

    Procedural crime 
    drama 
    shows 

    with holes 
    in 
    the plot 

    And 
    re
    minding 
    clones 

    there's 
    more 
    to cop
    ing 

    Than 
    a nose 
    full 
    of snot 

    Ah, 
    old 
    pros 
    throw 
    bows 
    to 
    the 
    808 

    You 
    couldn't 
    throw 
    a rope 

    over 
    baby 
    gate 

    Bishop 
    to 
    queen 
    4 in 
    "Damn 

    Daniel"s 
    under 
    ram 
    skull

    Plan 
    for cloudy 
    with 
    a chance 
    of an
    vils 

    Fever 
    dreams 
    of padded 
    cells 
    and jagged 

    pills 
    in frozen 
    pipes 

    Socialites from pageant 
    hell 
    with 

    plastic 
    smiles 
    and 
    robot 
    eyes 

    I'm 
    hop
    ing 
    you 
    all grow 
    into 

    the sentience 
    you assume 

    As 
    your moment 
    of 
    self- 
    reflection 

    is a 
    moment 
    for 
    me, 
    too 

    Look, 
    with 
    the steel 
    chair, 

    sure 
    to 
    serve 
    the veal 
    rare 

    Brush 
    up your 
    eva
    sion 
    and 

    basic 
    tactical 
    field 
    care 

    was 
    on that 
    constant 
    futile 

    rage 
    before 
    the 
    internet 

    I been 
    ignored 
    for 
    longer 
    than 

    you've 
    been 
    interested 

    The posse 
    promise 
    you 

    nobody 
    feels 
    threatened 

    By 
    scarecrow 
    covered 
    in 
    crows 

    who 
    feel 
    welcomed 

    That's 
    like 
    hellion
    thinking 
    hell 

    is 
    just 
    ok 
    but 
    needs 
    some 
    polish 

    It 
    helps 
    to 
    know 
    intimidation's all 

    about 
    the 
    optics 

    Come 
    duck 
    bounty, 
    it's 
    a hoot, 

    Suffolk 
    County, 
    it's 
    zoo 

    Puppy 
    chow 
    and bitches 
    brew, 

    it's 
    not 
    exactly 
    chicken 
    soup 

    It's 
    heavy- 
    lifters 
    lifting, 

    it's 
    ginseng 
    on his 
    whistling 

    It's 
    we don't 
    find 
    the flip
    pancy 
    convincing, 

    two 
    for 
    flinching 

    Older 
    Yeller, 
    never 
    knew 
    a no- 
    kill 

    shelter 
    in his 
    doggy 
    days 

    Now 
    I draw 
    my neighbors 
    over 

    Kouign- amanns and coffee 
    stain

    walled 
    and 
    whirl
    ing 
    urchin, 

    more 
    ob
    servant 
    than 
    audacious 

    I document 
    the 
    great 
    un
    washed 

    and curse 
    in 
    Lithuanian 

    For 
    a gal
    lery 
    of 
    grifters 
    channeling 

    Sid's 
    action 
    figures 
    grafted 

    With 
    his 
    little 
    sister
    's 
    after 

    markers 
    glue 
    and 
    scissors 

    It's 
    trippy, the 
    truth 
    and 
    fic

    tion 
    mov
    ing 
    to 
    a center 

    Maybe 
    it's weirder 
    they've 
    never 

    been 
    photographed 
    together 

    Sometimes 
    the 
    stomach 
    disappears 

    from 
    under 
    a retreating 
    lens 

    And patterns 
    of 
    a need 
    to 
    please, 

    abusive 
    folk 
    re
    veal 
    them
    selves 

    I'm 
    peeling 
    back 
    the layers, 

    I'm sneaking 
    past 
    the laser

    I'm 
    lov
    er, 
    I'm 
    a fight
    er, 

    I'm 
    a seed 
    to blackene
    acres 

    The dogs 
    think 
    are 
    following 
    me home 

    are out 
    to 
    kill 
    me 

    Your music 
    makes 
    mother
    fucker 

    wanna 
    move 
    to 
    Elm 
    Street 

    Rejection 
    of 
    the spir
    it 
    by 

    the body 
    at your 
    service 

    If 
    you mess 
    up 
    every 
    friendship 
    come 

    get swept 
    up 
    in 
    the current 
    here 

    Wheels 
    fall 
    off 
    of cars 
    when 
    they 
    see 
    him 

    Seas 
    part, 
    green 
    trees 
    march 

    out 
    of Eden 

    I'm 
    known 
    to eat 
    the 
    heart 
    and keep 

    the 
    arch
    ery 
    un
    even 

    Are you 
    start
    ing 
    to 
    be part 

    of 
    the 
    kinesis? 

    Verse 3
    Got me 
    on some 
    other 
    shit 

    Got 
    me 
    on 
    some 
    other 

    shit 

    Got 
    me 
    on 
    some 
    other 
    shit 

    Got 
    me 
    on 
    some 
    other 
    shit 


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