Klutz chords by Aesop Rock

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Verse 1

"I am a man who uses the techniques

of a bat to navigate"

Verse 2
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Can't motherfuck a motherfucker
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From the underfunded klutz who nev
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er undercut the butcher
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The pick- a- booger- at- your- wake is
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bumping "I'm your pusher"
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Also at your wake,
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Juvenile Intruders at the gate
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Brooding over waking
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history that bubbles
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From the blinking 12s of
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VCRs and microwaves
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Like time machines for shrink
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ing elders
Rifling through their recipe
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Carrots, onions, celery,
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what unique amalgam
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Of piss and repugnant energy
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Spun him out of the 70s, to
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b- line for dessert?
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Fire- eater trying to keep it on
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the green side of the dirt
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This is tea- time with the worst
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Geriatrics on the decline of berserk
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Back in my day we were
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three times more alert
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Now I go  through my old clothing
Trying to find nostalgic threads to sell
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Walk away feeling like I should have
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never dressed myself
Sincerely I was never on the cutting edge,
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my hand was on the hilt
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You're free to build with the other end
Shriek into the vacuum if in spite
of your accomplishments
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You wake up feeling empty like
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Houdini's grave probably is
Volley with the quintessential
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digital ager
I'm offended by everything
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My opinions come in a manger,
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oh boy
Depreciating since
they drove me off the lot
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Still into ghost stories and pot an d the clas
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sic coconut bra
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Procedural crime drama shows
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with holes in  the plot
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And re minding clones
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there's more to coping
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Than a nose full of snot
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Ah, old pros throw bows to the 808
You couldn't throw a rope
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over a baby gate
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Bishop to queen 4 in "Damn
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Daniel"s under ram skulls
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Plan for cloudy with a chance of anvils
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Fever dreams of padded cells and jagged
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pills in frozen pipes
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Socialites from pageant hell with
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plastic smiles and robot eyes
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I'm hoping you all grow into
the sentience you assume
As your moment of self- reflection
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is a moment for me, too
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Look, with the steel chair,
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sure to serve the veal rare
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Brush up your evasion and
basic tactical field care
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I was on that constant futile
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rage before the internet
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I been ignored for longer than
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you've been interested
The posse promise you
nobody feels threatened
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By a scarecrow covered in crows
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who feel welcomed
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That's like hellions   thinking hell
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is just ok but needs some polish
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It helps to  know intimidation's all
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about the optics
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Come duck a bounty, it's a hoot,
Suffolk County, it's a zoo
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Puppy chow and bitches brew,
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it's not exactly chicken soup
It's heavy- lifters lifting,
it's ginseng on his whistling
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It's we don't find the flippancy convincing,
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two for flinching
Older Yeller, never knew a no- kill
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shelter in his doggy days
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Now I draw my neighbors over
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Kouign- amanns and coffee stains
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A walled and whirling urchin,
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more ob  servant than audacious
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I document the great unwashed
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and curse in Lithuanian
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For a gallery of grifters channeling
Sid's action figures grafted
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With his little sister's after
markers glue and scissors
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It's trippy, the truth and fic
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tion moving to a center
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Maybe it's weirder they've never
been photographed together
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Sometimes the stomach disappears
from under a retreating lens
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And patterns of a need to please,
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abusive folk re  veal themselves
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I'm peeling back the layers,
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I'm sneaking past the lasers
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I'm a  lover, I'm a fighter,
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I'm a seed to blackened   acres
The dogs I think are following me home
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are out to kill me
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Your music makes a   motherfucker
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wanna move to Elm Street
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Rejection of the spirit by
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the body at your service
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If you mess up  every friendship come
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get swept up in the current here
Wheels fall off of cars when they see him
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Seas part, green trees march
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out of Eden
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I'm known to eat the heart and keep
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the archery uneven
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Are you starting to be part
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of the kinesis?