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Kissing Bandit chords by 
Esham
N/A•
Intro 1
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Verse 1
Em
G
A
Bitches like niggaz to dog them out
G
So I'm here to let you know
what they all about
Em
G
Don't hesitate to smack her
A
She like's when you mack her
Verse 2
G
Play the Romeo role and she'll
crush you like crackers
Em
G
Nine days, night's,
A
G
don't come twice
Verse 3
Em
G
A
You gotta stay in control and on top
G
You get two for one
and at the same price
Verse 4
G
Or get dropped like potato's
Em
Mack on your ho, you've got to
Verse 5
mack on your ho
Bm
And here's how to be real playa
A
You've got to
Verse 6
Em
G
dog out and beat up
Em
Bm
A
and smack on your ho
Em
G
A
G
Bitch ain't nothin but meat on a stick
Verse 7
Only job in life is to please a dick
Em
G
Don't ever let her forget
A
that you run shit
Verse 8
G
And if she get outta line that ass
Em
gone get kicked
G
A
Playa's got ho's for every day of the week
G
All
Verse 9
under control and all like to freak
Em
G
A
Bitch ain't nothin but nasty,
G
sleazy
Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy
Em
G
A
G
Be my ho and I'll be your pimp
Verse 10
Cool niggaz strut, the lame a limp
Em
G
Betta make my money seven
A
day's a week
Verse 11
G
And if somebody ask, you my freak
Because..
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Verse 12
Em
G
Em
[chorus]
G
A
Yellow freaks like black dick daddy
Verse 13
G
So pull down your panties and
show me that fanny
Verse 14
Em
G
A
Your girl's a ho, but still you claim her
G
Wild as a beast only I can tame her
Verse 15
Em
G
She tole me herself she
A
like the dick I threw
Verse 16
G
Hit the pussy so hard turned
her ass black and blue
Verse 17
Em
G
Add another to my collection,
A
G
her nigga was weak
Verse 18
Tryin to fall in love sucka with a
stone cold freak
Em
G
Bitches don't like that,
A
G
that's why you mack on em
Kick em, and punch em and
Verse 19
beat em and smack on em
Em
G
A
All day, all night till they do you right
G
'cause a nigga like me
a just fuck your wife
Verse 20
Em
G
For nothin, and nuttin' in her
A
ass is my pleasure
Verse 21
G
Leave a dirty ass rubber in your
F#5
F#
room on your dresser
Verse 22
Em
G
That's my trademark,
A
I broke your wife's heart
G
But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
'cause..
Verse 23
Em
[chorus] I'm the
fucking kissing
G
A
bandit in your neighborhood
Verse 24
G
I fuck your wife like she wish you would
Verse 25
Em
G
A
When you come in, I leave out
Verse 26
G
I even got a set of keys to your house
Em
G
She said I was the only man who
A
G
made her cum right
Verse 27
While you was out cheatin
I was fucking her all night
Verse 28
Em
G
No shame to my game,
A
fuck dame after dame
Verse 29
G
You was lovin' her one night
and she called you my name
Verse 30
Em
G
See I don't give a fuck about
A
your wife you see
Verse 31
G
She ain't cheatin on me,
Verse 32
I'm the ban D- I- T
Em
G
A
Who can resist, no ho can resist
G
'cause I'm the fucking kissing
F#
bandit and my dick is priceless
Verse 33
Em
G
A
I might be your foe, I might be your boy
Verse 34
G
I know I fucked your ho and I brought her much joy
Em
G
Em
G
'cause..
Em
G
Verse 35
Em
G
[chorus]
Em
G
A
I'm making bitches cum like rainy days
Verse 36
G
One wet pussy fucked a hundred ways
Em
G
In less than an hour bitch is
A
lovin the thought of me
G
Her pussy so watery, I guess I ought to be
Verse 37
Em
G
A
On my way, before I leave you say "I
G
bring you joy and you wish I'd
stay."
Verse 38
Em
G
A
But I can't I got to roll, my job is done
G
Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum
Verse 39
Em
G
A
I'm the K- I- S- S- be- A- N- D- I- T
Verse 40
G
Fuckin niggaz bitches is my fucking hobby
Em
G
A
I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy
Verse 41
G
And my style of fuckin,
your man can't copy
Verse 42
Em
G
Havin' wet dreams scream,
A
G
be a dream for Esham
Today I felt like rain, I made your ho cum
Verse 43
Em
G
To sum it all up,
A
I'm a bad mother fucker
Verse 44
G
Turnin' innocent girl's into
freaky dick suckers
Em
G
Today it's all loose and you
A
don't understand it
Verse 45
G
F#
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Your girl got fucked by the
Em
G
Em
G
A
G
Em
G
A
G
kissing bandit
Outro 1
Em
G
A
G
Em
G
Em
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