Kiss Me I'm #!@'faced chords by
Dropkick Murphys
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Key: Bb major

Intro 1

D

C

G

C

G

G

D

C

G

D

C

G

Verse 1
G G 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
D D 
 
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar
C C 
 
G G 
 
and then score at the bar
C C 
 
There's a line of chicks
G G 
 
D D 
 
waiting for their chance
G G 
 
So come on now, honey,
C C 
 
G G 
 
I'll make you feel pretty
D D 
 
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks
C C 
 
G G 
 
and be gone for the night
C C 
 
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

Chorus 1

C

G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

D

I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown

C

G

In the trousers, she kissed me

D

C

G

And I only bought her one round

Verse 2
G G 
 
I can bench-press a car,
C C 
 
G G 
 
I'm an ex-football star
D D 
 
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up,
C C 
 
G G 
 
I'm a real love machine
C C 
 
G G 
 
D D 
 
I've had far better sex while in jail
G G 
 
I've designed the Sears Tower,
C C 
 
G G 
 
I make two grand an hour
D D 
 
I cook the world's best duck flambé
I'll take the pick of the litter,
C C 
 
G G 
 
girls jockey for me
C C 
 
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
I don't need these lines to get laid

Chorus 2

C

G

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

D

I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown

C

G

In the trousers, she kissed me

D

C

G

And I only bought her one round

Verse 3
G G 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
D D 
 
See, my figure was chiseled from stone
C C 
 
G G 
 
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
C C 
 
G G 
 
D D 
 
Come last call, I'm never alone
G G 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
I've a house on the hill with a red waterbed
D D 
 
That puts Hugh Heffner's mansion to shame
C C 
 
G G 
 
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
C C 
 
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
I'm just here in this dump for the game

Chorus 3
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, she kissed me
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, she kissed me
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round
(Ahh, fuck it, who am I shitting?)

Verse 4

G

C

G

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright

D

I'm definitely not chiseled from stone

C

G

I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire

C

D

G

I'll probably die cold and alone

Bridge 1
G G 
 
But just give me a chance,
C C 
 
'cause deep down inside
D D 
 
I swear I've got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man,
C C 
 
no more one night stands
D D 
 
G G 
 
Come on, honey, let me take you home

Chorus 4
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, she kissed me
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, (you are tiny)
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round

Interlude 1

C

G

G

D

One round

C

G

D

C

G

Outro 1
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, she kissed me
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round
C C 
 
G G 
 
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
D D 
 
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
C C 
 
G G 
 
In the trousers, she kissed me
D D 
 
C C 
 
G G 
 
And I only bought her one round

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