Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor"
I’ve downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.
Kenesaw Mountain Landis easy guitar chords by Jonathan Coulton
N/A•
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
G
Em
A
Bm
F#
D
G
Em
A
Bm
F#
Verse 1
Kenesaw
Mountain
Landis
was
a bad
mother
fucker
He
was seventeen
feet tall,
he had
a hundred
and fifty
wives
He didn't
do
that much
except
he saved
the game
of baseball
He
put two
and two
togeth
er and
he noticed
it
was four
Now the treach
ery of Shoeless
Joe
can't
hurt us
any
more
And
he'll al
ways
be remembered
as Kenesaw
Mountain
Land
is
Verse 2
Fellow
named
Joe Jackson
was
a field
er for
the Black
Sox
And
he
always
wore his black
socks,
but he nev
er wore
no shoes
He weren't
the nicest
fellow
and
he had
a couple
problems
'Cause
he drank
a lot
and he beat
his wife
and he
always ac
ted rude
He
killed
and ate
some ba
bies
and
he copped
an atti
tude
And the one
man
that he
hated most
was Kenesaw
Moun
tain
Land
is
The
mafia
Verse 3
said
Shoeless
Joe
You should
really
run this
show
You should
be the guy
who
owns
baseball
And
all you
really
gotta
do
Is
help
us make
a buck
or two
We'll bet
on
the other
team
You'll
lose
the game but
make it
seem
Like
nothing
could be
further
from the
truth
Shoe
less Joe
did what
they said
he dropped
Verse 4
a couple
fly
balls
And he walked
up to
the pitcher
and
he poked
him
in the eye
And in
the seventh
inning
with
the Black
Sox
nearly beaten
There
was someone
who
was watch
ing from
his blimp
above
the
stands
Cradling
a rifle
in
his thick
and meaty
hands
And as
if
you hadn't
guessed
yet
it was Kenesaw
Mountain
Land
is
Kenesaw
said
drop
that glove
Verse 5
Or I swear
by
God
above
I'll make
you regret
playing
baseball
And
Shoeless
Joe looked
up
and saw
The
sil
ver
rifle's
gaping
maw
And
though no
one had
noticed
yet
His
underwear
was
getting
wet
He
peed himself
in
front
of everyone
Verse 6
Shoeless
Joe was
finished
but he
couldn't
quite
admit
it
So he
raised
his middle
finger
up above
the other
four
And
Kenesaw
took careful
aim
and fired
a single
bullet
And he shot
that
dirty
finger
off
and he
dropped
his trusty
gun
And
every
body
in the stand
s
knew that
he had
won
And
today
they
still refer
to
him as
Kenesaw
Mountain
Land
is
Verse 7
Shoeless
Joe
left baseball
and because
a famous
pop
star
And he asked
the musical
question
is
she really
go
ing out
with
him
He
had a couple
albums
and a comeback
in the
80's
But he never
won
a
Grammy and
he never
was
the same
And he never
could
be sat
isfied
with critical
ac
claim
'Cause the crit
ics all
confused
him
with the great
Elvis
Costel
lo
Yes
the critics
all
confused
him
with the great
Elvis
Cos
tello
Outro 1
Autoscroll20%
Join millions playing with GuitarTuna
- #1 Tuner
in AppStore & Google Play
- +
AppStore & Play rating
- M
Downloads worldwide
- +
Tunings available
Trusted by guitar players worldwide
Best Tuning App Ever
Great to tune and play
Well-Designed App
Got me back into playing
Secret weapon
Very reliable tuner
This is the best guitar tuner ever.