Key: D major
Verse 1
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D
He didn't do that much except
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G
He put two and two together and
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A
he noticed it was four
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G
Now the treachery of Shoeless
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A
Joe can't hurt us anymore
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A
D
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D
as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Verse 2
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D
He weren't the nicest fellow and
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his wife and he always acted rude
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He killed and ate some babies and
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he copped an attitude
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D
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D
was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Verse 3
said Shoeless Joe
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A
We'll bet on the other team
Verse 4
G
a couple fly balls
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A
he poked him in the eye
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D
A
ing from his blimp above the stands
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G
D
Cradling a rifle in his thick
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G
And as if you hadn't guessed yet it was Kenesaw
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D
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Em
Mountain Landis
Verse 5
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A
And though no one had noticed yet
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His underwear was getting wet
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G
He peed himself in front
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of everyone
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Verse 6
Shoeless Joe was finished but he
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up above the other four
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And he shot that dirty finger off
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A
and he dropped his trusty gun
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G
And everybody in the stand
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A
s knew that he had won
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G
And today they still refer to him as
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D
Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Verse 7
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D
is she really going out with him
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he never was the same
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And he never could be satisfied
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with critical acclaim
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D
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with the great Elvis Costello
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D
with the great Elvis Costello
Outro 1
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