Just As Long As Me chords by Jonathan Coulton

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Verse 1
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It's a sad and awful story
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and the shorter folks won't care
I'm a man who's simply
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way to big to love
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Picture her a tiny thing with tiny
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ribbons in her hair
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Picture me a monster towering above
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I don't care what color

Verse 2
hair
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is growing on her head
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She doesn't have to be a sight to see
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It don't matter if she's fat
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or if she's good in bed
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Just as long as she is just
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as long as me
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Verse 3
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Took an ad out in the paper with
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my picture and some prose
It said tall and lonely lover
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seeking same
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Combed my hair and got a shave and bought
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a long stemmed thornless rose
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When the picture ran
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my head was out of frame
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I don't

Verse 4
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care what color hair
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is growing on her head
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She doesn't have to be a sight to see
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It don't matter if she's fat
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or if she's good in bed
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Just as long as she is just
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as long as me
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Verse 5
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Every night I have a dream I'm on
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a mountain in the sky
And the air gets ever thinner
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as I climb
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Then I see the gates of heaven,
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someone there has caught my eye
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She is very tall and finally she is mine
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I don't care what color hair is growing

Verse 6
on her head
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She doesn't have to be a sight to see
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It don't matter if she's fat or if
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she's good in bed
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Just as long as she is just as long as me