Judge Knotte (Lets Ye Be Judged) chords by Stubborn Allstars

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Verse 1
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Judge
Bb 
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Nut, let's you be judge yourself
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Hear ye, hear ye!
The
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International
Court of
Bb 
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C 
Subculture is now in session!
All rise for the
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Honourable
Judge
Hardwood
P.
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Nut!
Bb 
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Nut, let's you be judge
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Ha!
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Consider what I have now!
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Bb 
Wait a minute!
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You two have best be midgets
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Cause if you're on your arses when I put on my glasses,
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I'll hold you in contempt
Now you earned it
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Bb 
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Bailey, off your seat and on your feet
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Or I'll cane your backsides till
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they're as red as beets
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And you won't want to sit down
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for a whole fucking week
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Bb 
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Now sit back down you pair of clowns,
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and let's get on with it
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I have no time for this shit,
Bb 
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C 
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I have a blues dance to keep at half ten
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Now you two have been brought before me,
Bb 
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C 
charged with crimes against humanity
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Bringing trouble where fun is meant to be
And preying like vultures on
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your own subcultures
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This is a very serious matter
Rooney
Boyd
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What are you, a teacher taking
attendance or something?
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God blow me,
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you got a big mouth for a defendant
Bb 
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C 
Now shut your cake hole,
Rudy
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Boyd.
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Bb 
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C 
Yes your honour if you don't mind. I'm not your teacher,
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F 
Bb 
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I'm a judge and  you better address me as such.
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Now let me hear it,
Sonny
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Boyd.
Rudy
Bb 
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Boy d, you stand before me charged
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with impersonating a rude boy.
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Well, you don't even know what one is.
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Spending mummy's money
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Bb 
on your high fashion gear.
C 
Well, listen here.
Fred
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Perry's alright if you go to the tennis,
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but you guys are a menace.
Bb 
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C 
And don't you know,
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dog -mining shoes are a poor mod's alternative to fine
Bb 
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Italian leather.
C 
You say nothing of his work boots,
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which have never been worn with suits.
Bb 
And whereas you
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C 
Rudy boys have never worked
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F 
10 days all together,
Kingston
Bb 
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Rude boys were
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tougher than tough.
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You college kids playing dress up
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Bb 
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are as soft as cotton puffs.
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Now what have you got to
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say for yourself?
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Man, I don't know what you've
been talking about.
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Everybody else is doing it and I just thought,
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well, don't get it.
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Your honour, I'm innocent.
Bb 
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I just wanted to get out of my
MTV
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G 
I just wanted to get into the next big thing
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It was so fast, it was so new
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Enough with that lip, or I'll make it thick
G 
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Scar is not new, it's older than you
Bb 
Now I've decided to send you to
Scar
Reform
School
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C 
Where you will listen to nothing but
Prince
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Buster,
The
Scatolites,
Derek
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Morgan and the like
Bb 
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Who the hell is that? I've never
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even heard of these guys before
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Well after school you go
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I  hereby remind you
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to the custody of
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Headmaster
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Consonant
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To be released only when
you know your scar history.
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And by the way, you little skivvy,
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the flood is over.
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Please shut up, please don't tell me I can't go,
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no, no, no.
Bb 
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Ow!
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C 
Next  on the docket,
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Wolf
Packard.
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Yo.
Bb 
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Looks like you have more hair than brain,
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skinhead.
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If my call, you will have some respect.
Bb 
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C 
Your honour is what I expect.
Alright, your honour.
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How dare you spam it?
Bb 
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C 
You may be used to taking that edge with those wicked in you,
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but now you're alone without your crew.
Bb 
G 
Now say it properly.
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Yes sir, your honour sir. I'm sorry sir,
your honour.
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Bb 
That's better.
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C 
You young men are up
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on many charges.
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Unfair fighting, 10, 20,
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G 
C 
30 of  you against one.
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Queer bashing, blind jingoism,
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Bb 
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and  in general causing a schism.
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C 
Drunk and disorderly,
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and basic stupidity.
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Bb 
I ain't stupid, and I ain't queer neither.
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Yeah, just as I suspected, you hypocrite.
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Bb 
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You indulge  your homo -erotic
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fantasies in masturbation
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Bb 
And take out your frustrations on those
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who live out your deepest desires
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Uh, could you say that again?
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Silence! I'm talking about your
Bb 
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dis position to vi olence
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C 
But I don't got no position
on anything
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Enough of your racket!
Bb 
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I hereby sentence you to the
Blissful
Lake
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Hippie
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Commune for the next 60 days
Fuck no!
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Deprived of your clippers,
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you'll be forced to wear flares,
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Birkenstocks and tie -dye socks.
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A master of the art of bead making.