Stop on a dime, all the time,
Now around the house when
Mom and Dad both called me their
Now the other kids were jealous,
no spankings I've never got
And anytime I was needed,
I was Johnny on the spot.
I could run and kick and pass.
I could hit a basket from 20 feet.
With a track team, I was fast.
Who do you think in the championship
came up with a home run shot?
and the bottom of the ninth,
All alone in the old men's home.
I joined the U .S. Marines
I volunteered for overseas
and they sent me to the Philippines
Then I was captured by the enemy
when the fighting was a -getting hot
man, I was Johnny on the spot
I was glad to get out there alive
Then they handed out the medals,
there was two or three I got
I was in the parade when the
Then the counter got to be around,
Hung out down at the pool hall
and drew my unemployment pay
And guess who married the
We didn't hit it off too well,
she was meaner than a bucket of snakes
She got herself a lawyer,
Here I am in an old jailhouse,
sleepin' it out on the cot
The banks don't lend that alimony money
Johnny on the spot, Johnny on the spot
From matrimony to ali mony,