Key: Bb major
Verse 1
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Jesus Christ didn't have blue
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D
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eyes or blond hair
He looked just like all those
people that you want to kill
Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell
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Make it look like California
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with a bible belt
Jesus didn't look like the
boy next door
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Unless you live in Palestine
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I wonder what you mean
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by the golden rule
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I think it is a scary play on words
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I wonder what they taught you back
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in Sunday school
Verse 2
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I bet you think of him
As a nice clean long haired Republican,
nah
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He would be all locked up
A
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in Guantanamo Bay
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Em
If he were alive today
He would have been a revolutionary
Wanted by the CIA
Verse 3
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I picture him in all the wrong places
Finding diamonds in the dirt
A star of David tattoo
And a Che t- shirt
Jesus Christ was a left wing
radical Jew
C
Murdered by people like you
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If Jesus was a Democrat
Verse 4
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like the bible says he was
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I don't think he's going to
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want to take the blame
A
For all the awful things
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you say and do in his name
Verse 5
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If Jesus was alive
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he would be sad to see
That it is no different than it
used to be
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Someday he's going to call you out
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I am pretty god damned sure ...
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He is go ing to be angry
Verse 6
He is going to be angry
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You want to know what I think?...
I think Jesus would have been
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a card carrying liberal
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If he was a young man
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born in the USA
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He
Verse 7
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would not be "fis
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cally conservative"
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And he wouldn't vote for
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John McCain
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All those so called Christians
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that you see on TV
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Maybe they scare Je sus
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like they scare me
Kick you the hell out of my temple too
C
Too many elephants in the room
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If Jesus was a Democrat
Verse 8
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like
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the bible says he was
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I don't think he's going
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to want to take the blame
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For all the awful things you people
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D
C
do and say in his name
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If Jesus was alive today he would be sad
Verse 9
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to see
That it is no different than
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it used to be
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Someday he's going to call you out
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I am pretty god damned sure...
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Em
He is going to be... mad
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D
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Em
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D
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He is going to be angry
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D
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He is going to be... mad
He is going to be... mad
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D
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Verse 10
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You say Jesus loves the little children
Em
And I say I know that's true
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I say he loves all the
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Muslims and the Jews
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All the addicts and the porn stars too
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You say Jesus died to save
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us all from a fiery hell
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I say Jesus died to save us
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Save us from ourselves
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D
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C
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D
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Em
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D
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Will you save me
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Bm
from myself?
Verse 11
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If Jesus was a liberal like the
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red letters say he was
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I know he would have big love for
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all the killers and the racists
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C
And the bullies in this world
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If Jesus was alive today And you had
Verse 12
A
a chance to meet
him face to face
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I'm pretty God- damned sure
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that you and your friends
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Would find some way to kill
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him all over again
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C
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You would kill him all over again
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Again and again and again
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Just like you always do
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You do just what you
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always do
Outro 1
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