Best Tuning App Ever
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“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Je suis un if chords by 
Paris Combo
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Intro 1
Em
B
F#dim
B
Em
B
Em
B
F#dim
B
Em
B
F#dim
B
Em
B
Un jeune homme de banlieue
Verse 1
ouest,
Em
F#dim
B
se piquait de curiosité à mon su jet
Em
Et me demandait \"mais Belle,
B
pourquoi tant de célibat?\"
Em
\"Pourquoi, pourquoi,
F#dim
B
pourquoi?\"
E
Dm
Parce que les hommes me fuient
E
Comme la peste ou le choléra,
Dm
tu choisis
Em
On me sourit, mais croyez-moi
B
On n'se frotte pas, non,
Em
on n'se frotte pas à moi
B
Car qui s'y frotte,
Em
qui s'y frotte, s'y pique
B
Am
B
Et quand un homme est piqué au vif
F#dim
Pour lui, je suis un roc,
B
Am
B
Em
je suis un if
Verse 2
B
Em
F#dim
B
Em
Et qu'est-ce qu'un if,
F#dim
B
Em
messieurs et mesdames? Je vous le pose en mille
B
Em
Et bien Mano va vous y répondre en
F#dim
B
Em
quelques mots
B
Em
Verse 3
D#dim
Em
B
Em
Un if est un conifère toujours vert,
F#dim
B
Em
aux feuilles lon gues et étroites
F#dim
B
Em
Portant un petit fruit rouge vif,
F#dim
mais revenons plutôt au vif du sujet
B
Em
B
Avec notre ami australien de nature fort généreuse et trompettiste de renommée
Em
internationale
Interlude 1
F#dim
Em
B
Em
F#dim
D#dim
Em
F#dim
D#dim
Em
F#dim
B
Em
Verse 4
B
Em
Il me faisait remarquer, que ce jeune homme blond,
F#dim
B
aux yeux si clairs
Em
F#dim
Me dévorait des yeux
Em
F#dim
B
par-dessous ses paupières
E
Dm
Mais je sais si bien
E
Que lorsque je lui dirai
Em
Dm
\"viens\"
Em
B
Em
Dé contenancé, les bras ballants
B
Em
Il me demandera \"mais qu'est-ce que tu
G
Em
A
Am
attend s de moi?\"
\"Qu'attends-tu de
B
moi?\"
F#dim
B
Verse 5
E
Dm
Pourquoi tant de haine
E
Tout ça, parce que les hommes
Dm
me craignent
Em
Com me si j'pouvais leur faire du mal
B
Em
B
On me sourit, mais croyez-moi
Em
B
Em
G
On n'se frotte pas, non,
Em
Am
B
on n'se frotte pas à moi
Am
B
Em
Et quand un homme est piqué au vif
F#dim
B
Em
Pour lui je suis un roc,
F#m
F#dim
B
Em
je suis un if
Verse 6
F#m
Regardez-moi bien ce jeu
F#dim
B
Em
ne homme au type méditerranéen
B
F#dim
B
Em
Assis sur sa chai se,
B
D
Em
B
une guitare entre les mains, qui me disait ceci
Em
Interlude 2
B
Em
F#m
B
Em
B
Em
B
Verse 7
Em
Il me disait \"belle\"
F#dim
B
Em
\"Une belle fille comme toi ne peut
F#dim
pas rester seule\"
B
Em
F#dim
\"C'est une in jure à l'amour,
B
Em
B
tu es faite pour l'amour\"
Verse 8
E
Dm
Mais je sais si bien
E
Comme dans les contes,
B
Dm
tout finira bien
Em
Et qu'un homme me
coupera les ailes
Avant, que je n'le change
B
Em
en statue de sel
A
Am
Ils vécurent heu reux et eurent beaucoup,
B
beaucoup, beaucoup de bons moments
Verse 9
B
E
Dm
Car si les hommes me craignent
E
Dm
Il y en aura bien un, une fois
Em
Qui se frottera, frottera à moi
B
Em
A
Qui s'y piquera et piqué au jeu
Am
B
Am
Aux jeux de l'amour, aux \"je t'aime,
Em
mon amour\"
F#dim
B
Em
Sans avoir peur des mau
B
Em
F#dim
vais jours
Em
F#m
B
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