Jaw Knee Music chords by NOFX

SimplifiedEm · C · G · D · D#

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Intro 1
Em 
C 
Em 
C 
Em 
C 
Em 
 (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
G 
D 
C 
 (C major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (D major)  (C major) 
Em 
G 
D 
 (E minor)  (G major)  (D major) 
C 
 (C major) 
Em 
C 
 (E minor) Johnny has a problem Johnny  (C major) is out of

Verse 1
G 
 (G major) 
control
Em 
C 
 (E minor) He had a TV  (C major) party
D 
G 
With the kids  (D major) in the  (G major) black hole
C 
D 
 (C major) Stealing people's  (D major) mail
G 
C 
And lynch (G major) ing the  (C major) landlord
D 
Things to do  (D major) when angry,
Em 
C 
young and bored  (E minor)  (C major) 
G 
D 
 (G major)  (D major) 

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Verse 2
Em 
Johnny  (E minor) was only a lad
C 
G 
 (C major) Johnny hates  (G major) the scene
Em 
C 
 (E minor) First he hit  (C major) an old man
D 
G 
 (D major) Then he hit and run  (G major) Pauline
C 
D 
 (C major) The record player  (D major) spinning
the best times
G 
C 
 (G major) I nev (C major) er had
D 
So why do my  (D major) old records
Em 
make  (E minor) me sad?

Verse 3
C 
Cause they're  (C major) so bad
G 
D 
 (G major) And no one seems to under (D major) stand
The glory of guitar
Em 
C 
 (E minor) When out of tun (C major) e
The off timing
G 
D 
 (G major) The singers who can (D major) 't sing
Em 
G 
The beauty of love  (E minor)  (G major) 
D 
C 
Em 
G 
 (D major)  (C major)  (E minor)  (G major) 
D 
 (D major) 

Verse 4
C 
 (C major) 
Em 
 (E minor) He's a teenage vegetable
This is the last resort
C 
 (C major) He's got P- C- P in his veins
He lives inside a quart
G 
Johnny  (G major) is a punk rocker
Johnny is he queer?
D 
Johnny  (D major) needed two bags
D# 
 (D sharp major) An  d a car to commandeer
Em 
 (E minor) Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
C 
 (C major) Waits on stage
Eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig
G 
 (G major) Johnny was a good man
'Til the day that he got shot
D 
 (D major) He had a jacked up Chevy
D# 
 (D sharp major) That could blow you off the spot
Em 
 (E minor) Johnny always

Verse 5
needs
More than he takes
C 
 (C major) Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks
G 
 (G major) Johnny says he's bound
By only six strings to this world
D 
 (D major) Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
D# 
Em 
And Johnny  (D sharp major) puxor (E minor) s Ritalin
And Johnny is an angry amputee
C 
G 
G 
C 
 (C major)  (G major)  (G major)  (C major) 