Jane 3 chords by EPMD

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Em 
One hot summer day back
around the way
A new kid moved onto the block
and his name was Jay
Jay was cool, he trucked jewels,
packed a nine mil
Yeah, and kept his

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Verse 2

Smitty's on his tool

Anyway Jay portrayed to

be like gard

So we took him in,

and put him down with the Hit Squad

His house was phat,

full court in the back

Jacuzzi in his bedroom,

Verse 3
a welcome on the doormat
Em 
Plus AZT, full house alarm system
One rottweiler, one
pitbull, no one could vic him
Something strange about the crib,
I had to think
Why the whole god damn house
was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom,
bust a move I gotta piss
Three doors on the left
homeboy, ya can't miss
My head was busted
Disgusted
I said, "What's goin' on?"
I seen a douche bag,
and Safety maxi- pad tampons
Left the bathroom,
went back where I was
Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said,
"Eiyyyooo 'cause"
"I thought you lived alone"
"I do"

Verse 4
Em 
"Are you certain? There's
bras and
leotards, hangin on the curtain
Yo Jay what's your problem,
homeboy you look stunned
What are you doin? Put down that knife...
where's my gun?"
Shit's thick,
I reached for my tool I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car,
right next to the jim hat
It's my ass, I better think fast real quick
I got a flashback ah from a Bruce Lee flick
Got in my stance

Verse 5
Don't lie Kay I broke for the door
Em 
Tripped on some bullshit in
the living room floor
Jay rushed me,
I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke
Ah Shit
Kicked him in the nuts
That's ALL she wrote
It was like Rapunzel
Rapunzel?
Down came his hair
Titties popped out
And there was ass everywhere
Jay a transvestite?
Not quite he was more like
J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P, don't tell me,
you went out like a sucker
Chill, took off that mustache,
grabbed that ass and I fucked her
Peace, I'm Audi 5000 *laughing*
Audi 5000
Ah shit!
All of that real shit,
you know what I'm saying?
Jane? Haircut,
haircut like Anita Baker?
The whole shit. Yo E, the whole shit,
you know what I'm saying?
Nah you can't man,
I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better
Right in there man, I didn't even care,
are you crazy?
Was that holdin' me up?
Don't tell me it was Jane
you were juicin'