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I've No Alibi chords by 
Damien DempseySharon Shannon
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Intro 1
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Em
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Em
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Verse 1
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I've no alibi,
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I'm so bad I cry
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I've no alibi, I laugh until I cry
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Verse 2
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I talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
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I talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
Verse 3
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I wish I was cute and I looked the part
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Gold chain round my neck
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and on each arm a tart
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I wish I was cool with the hip crowd in
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I could take all my lyrics and
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throw them in the bin
I'd have a six pack stomach
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like your man Andre
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Drive round in my jeep and at night time,
Parte
Verse 4
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I'd write throwaway lyrics,
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with no meaning at all
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And I'd work on my appear
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ance for the MTV ball
Care more about how I looked and
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how I came across
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Than the drivel I was writing,
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for words I'm at a loss
I could put out what I liked,
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just as long as it had a beat
Verse 5
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And the masses would love it,
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They would mob me on the street
Pour some serious money into
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the video
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Have some fly girls shaking their as
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ses don't you know
I could dress up like a gangster
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rapper
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And pretend I'm from the street
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Even if I was a rich white idiot
Verse 6
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I've no alibi, I'm so bad I cry
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I've no alibi, I laugh until I cry
Verse 7
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I talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
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I talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
Verse 8
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Everyone would love me, they'd
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Have no feckin' choice
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'Cause I'd be pushed right
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down their throat
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Not once, not twice but thrice
In the papers, up on billboards,
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In the news and on your screens
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I'd be haunting you, you'd probably
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Even see me in your dreams
Verse 9
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And the media monster,
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I'd be riding on its back
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I'd be hunting poor unfortunates,
with my
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Truncheon eardrums crack
Get an overall tan,
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sign my autograph for a quid
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And I'd put across a message
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that would say this to a kid
I'm so trendy, I'm so talented,
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I'm so handsome, I'm so cool
Verse 10
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Buy my tape and praise me, I'm
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a God you fool
You're not trendy, you're not
talented
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You're not handsome, you're not hip
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I'll be all these things for
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you and my lyrics will equip
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Equip you for eh, equip you for eh,
oh eh
Verse 11
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CD's, posters, T- shirts,
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all my ice cool merchandise
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So go now,
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to your nearest retail outlet as quickly as you can
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And don't be shy my friend, spend,
spend, spend, spend, spend
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Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend,
and remember that
I love you
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Verse 12
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Em
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I've no alibi, I'm so bad I cry
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I've no alibi,
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I laugh until I cry
Interlude 1
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Em
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I
Verse 13
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talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
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I talk shite, shite, shite
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And they buy, buy, buy, buy it
Outro 1
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