It's Not Cricket chords by Squeeze
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Intro 1
(D major) (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
Verse 1
She used to (A major) do
a (D major) topless down at the Surrey (A major) (D major) Docks
(F major) With tassels on her whatsits she
did a (C major) (D major) t'riffic job
Of raising all the (B flat major) eyebrows of
every lunchtime (C sharp major) mob (E flat major)
(F major) She went with all the tossers
who kick about a ball
(A major) They say their club's the greatest,
and she has kissed them (F major) all
At the (C major) Arndale Center, (C sharp major)
she's up again (C major) st the wall (D major)
I can't (A major) name (G major) names
(A major) cause (G major) that's (A major) not cricket
I (D major) can't (A major) name (G major) names (A major) that would (G major) put (A major) me in it
(G major) But (G minor) that's (F major) an other story (E major) in the finish (A major)
(D major) I saw them (A major) at the (D major) pictures
a tangled (A major) heap of (D major) love
(F major) He had so (C major) many (F major) women, but only (C major) classy (D major) stuff
I saw him (A major) at the (B flat major) clinic,
a pink card up his (C sharp major) cuff (E flat major)
(F major) One holi (C major) day in (F major) Bognor
a stag night (C major) hit the (F major) town
(A major) The groom is in the car park
with his trousers (F major) down
But that's an (C major) other (C sharp major) story
that won't be (C major) going (D major) round
I can't (A major) name (G major) names
(A major) cause (G major) that's (A major) not cricket
I (D major) can't (A major) name (G major) names (A major) that would (G major) put (A major) me in it
(G major) But that's (F major) an other story (E major) in the finish
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Interlude 1
(A major) (D major) (A major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
(F major) (C major)
(D major) (A major) (B flat major) (A major) (C sharp major) (E flat major) (F major)
(C major) (F major) (C major) (F major) (A major) (E major) (F major)
(C major) (C sharp major) (C major) (D major)
The Deptford (A major) had a (D major) beano
Verse 2
to Southend (A major) for the (D major) night
(F major) With forty (C major) crates of (F major) lager,
to see the Southend (C major) (D major) lights
The got home (A major) for their (B flat major) breakfast
pissed out of their (C sharp major) minds (E flat major)
(F major) This girl gave (C major) me the (F major) minces
so I asked her (C major) for a (F major) dance
(A major) And in the death I kissed her
and so I took a (F major) chance
And when I (C major) went to (C sharp major) touch her,
she tried to (C major) break my (D major) arm
I can't (A major) name (G major) names
(A major) cause (G major) that's (A major) not cricket
I (D major) can't (A major) name (G major) names (A major) that would (G major) put (A major) me in it
(G major) But that's (F major) an other story (E major) in the finish (A major)
Outro 1
(A major)
It's Not Cricket
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