It's Not Cricket
It's Not Cricket

It's Not Cricket easy guitar chords by Squeeze

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  • D

  • A

  • F

  • C

  • Bb

  • C#

    4

  • Eb

    6

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • E

  • D

  • A

  • F

  • C

  • Bb

  • C#

    4

  • Eb

    6

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • E

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    She 
    used 
    to 
    do 

    a 
    topless 
    down 
    at 
    the Surrey 
    Docks 

    With 
    tassels 
    on 
    her 
    whatsits she 

    did 
    a 
    t'rif
    fic job 

    Of 
    raising 
    all 
    the 
    eyebrows 
    of 

    every 
    lunchtime 
    mob 

    She 
    went 
    with 
    all 
    the 
    tossers 

    who 
    kick 
    about 
    a 
    ball 

    They 
    say 
    their 
    club's 
    the 
    greatest, 

    and 
    she 
    has 
    kissed 
    them 
    all 

    At 
    the 
    Arndale Center, 

    she's 
    up 
    again
    st the wall 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 

    cause 
    that's 
    not 
    cricket 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 
    that 
    would 
    put 
    me 
    in 
    it 

    But 
    that's 
    an
    other 
    story 
    in 
    the 
    finish 

    I saw 
    them 
    at 
    the 
    pictures 

    a 
    tangled 
    heap 
    of 
    love 

    He 
    had 
    so 
    many 
    women, 
    but 
    only 
    classy 
    stuff 

    I 
    saw 
    him 
    at 
    the 
    clinic, 

    a 
    pink 
    card 
    up 
    his 
    cuff 

    One 
    holi
    day 
    in 
    Bognor 

    a stag 
    night 
    hit 
    the 
    town 

    The 
    groom 
    is 
    in 
    the 
    car 
    park 

    with 
    his 
    trousers 
    down 

    But 
    that's 
    an
    other 
    story 

    that 
    won't 
    be 
    going 
    round 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 

    cause 
    that's 
    not 
    cricket 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 
    that 
    would 
    put 
    me 
    in 
    it 

    But 
    that's 
    an
    other 
    story 
    in 
    the 
    finish 

    Interlude 1





    The 
    Deptford 
    had 
    a 
    beano 
    Verse 2

    to 
    Southend 
    for 
    the 
    night 

    With 
    forty 
    crates 
    of 
    lager, 

    to 
    see 
    the Southend 
    lights 

    The 
    got 
    home 
    for 
    their 
    breakfast 

    pissed 
    out 
    of 
    their 
    minds 

    This 
    girl 
    gave 
    me 
    the 
    minces 

    so I 
    asked 
    her 
    for 
    a 
    dance 

    And 
    in 
    the 
    death 
    I 
    kissed 
    her 

    and so 
    I 
    took 
    a 
    chance 

    And 
    when 
    I 
    went 
    to 
    touch 
    her, 

    she 
    tried 
    to 
    break 
    my 
    arm 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 

    cause 
    that's 
    not 
    cricket 

    I 
    can't 
    name 
    names 
    that 
    would 
    put 
    me 
    in 
    it 

    But 
    that's 
    an
    other 
    story 
    in 
    the 
    finish 

    Outro 1

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